Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks.
AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled?
Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...
After watching a YouTube video of a Swedish bunny herding his master's sheep, local Washington, DC bully, Bugger Maloney's hamster named Chippy was reported to have herded the members of Congress into the Capitol to do something more than run their m...
Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul.
"They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...
If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growingÂ…"
Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...
Television presenter Richard Hammond is set to become the first man to set foot on Mars in an ambition project unveiled today.
Hammond, presenter of BBC's Top Gear, Total Wipeout, Hamster on Food, Hamster on Toast and Hamster On The Job, will be...
Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan.
Expressing bewilderment and some fear over th...
Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease.
Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...
PM David Cameron admitted in his autobiography: 'Up My Own Arse', that he regularly feasts on small furry animals, including hamsters, gerbils and even a newborn kitten. This revelation comes just days after Chancellor George Osbourne was revealed by...
A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex.
A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...
VANCOUVER, Canada - Justin Bieber performed before a sell out crowd in Vancouver's Snowdrifts of December Stadium.
He told the crowd that he loves performing in his native Canada more than anywhere else except for Dubai, India; Honolulu, Hawaii; o...
Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...
The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...
Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food .
Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...
Shock revelations today! A hamster has been accused of eating a writer at TheSpoof.com. Harry the Hamster is thought to have eaten Mucky Duck. The writer has not been seen for several days following a clash with the hamster's owners.
An insider sa...
Dramatic revelations here from downtown Dudley as an unidentified youngster accused Spoof Writer par excellence, Hull City Fan, and deadpan raconteur Monkey Woods of biting the head off his pet hamster.
"He did" the kid alleged. "He bit the head o...
In a remarkable move by the Vatican, the Pope has recognised that Jesus (henceforth known as "human Jesus") may not be the only son of God. Recently released Vatican documents show that God may have sent Jesus-like figures to spread the word to other...
RSPCA inspectors were called in to an emergency this week, when a man living next-door to ex-comedian Freddie Starr claimed his hamster had been eaten by one belonging to the faded comic.
Hubert Umbro, 79, told the pet-lovers that he had allowed h...