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Funny story: NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

NORFOLK, Virginia - NASA was all set to launch a little astronaut hamster into space to study the effects of space travel on its digestive system but it has been put on hold. Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA, which stands for People...
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Funny story: EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

Remember the Black Foot semi rotten Iberico ham served in Spanish Cafes on the Costas? Or perhaps the off-flavoured translucent cheese served with tooth shattering sweet bread rolls? The EU may shortly be insisting that Spain's food makers look outsi...
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Funny story: PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...
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Funny story: Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States. Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...
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Funny story: Richard Gere Finds Out About The Hamster Thing

Richard Gere Finds Out About The Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
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Funny story: Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...
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Funny story: YouTube Being used to Recruit Hamsters to Terrorize the US

YouTube Being used to Recruit Hamsters to Terrorize the US

After watching a YouTube video of a Swedish bunny herding his master's sheep, local Washington, DC bully, Bugger Maloney's hamster named Chippy was reported to have herded the members of Congress into the Capitol to do something more than run their m...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul. "They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...
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Funny story: Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growing…" Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...
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Funny story: Hamster on Mars?

Hamster on Mars?

Television presenter Richard Hammond is set to become the first man to set foot on Mars in an ambition project unveiled today. Hammond, presenter of BBC's Top Gear, Total Wipeout, Hamster on Food, Hamster on Toast and Hamster On The Job, will be...
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Funny story: Hamster Reagan

Hamster Reagan

Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan. Expressing bewilderment and some fear over th...
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Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...
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Funny story: Cameron Eats Hamsters

Cameron Eats Hamsters

PM David Cameron admitted in his autobiography: 'Up My Own Arse', that he regularly feasts on small furry animals, including hamsters, gerbils and even a newborn kitten. This revelation comes just days after Chancellor George Osbourne was revealed by...
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Funny story: Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex. A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

VANCOUVER, Canada - Justin Bieber performed before a sell out crowd in Vancouver's Snowdrifts of December Stadium. He told the crowd that he loves performing in his native Canada more than anywhere else except for Dubai, India; Honolulu, Hawaii; o...
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Funny story: "Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

"Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...
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Funny story: Dangerous hamster owners face jail

Dangerous hamster owners face jail

The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...
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Funny story: Human food best food for your dog and cat

Human food best food for your dog and cat

Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food . Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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