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Evil Hamsters Blamed for Spread of Ebola Virus

A spokesman for the pro human pressure group "Kill All the Bastard Hamsters Brigade" (KABHB) has claimed that much like its brother rodent, the Chinese rat, the common hamster is responsible for the spread of a deadly epidemic that looks set to be...

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Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Funny story: Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Peers Morgan, the ex 1960s D.J. famous for hosting "Ready Steady Rock" was yesterday said to be furious at television news helicopters which have been circling his council house for three weeks. This morning police helicopters began an intensive...

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Rogue Satellite Kills a Hamster in Ottumwa

Funny story: Rogue Satellite Kills a Hamster in Ottumwa

OTTUMWA, IOWA - A rogue satellite, owned by an Australian multi-millionaire, Herschel McBee, crashed to earth early Tuesday evening in an Ottumwa neighborhood. According to local police, the satellite destroyed a home owned by resident, Lucille...

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NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

Funny story: NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

NORFOLK, Virginia - NASA was all set to launch a little astronaut hamster into space to study the effects of space travel on its digestive system but it has been put on hold. Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA, which stands for People...

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EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

Remember the Black Foot semi rotten Iberico ham served in Spanish Cafes on the Costas? Or perhaps the off-flavoured translucent cheese served with tooth shattering sweet bread rolls? The EU may shortly be insisting that Spain's food makers look outsi...

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PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

Funny story: PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...

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Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

Funny story: Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States. Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...

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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Funny story: Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Funny story: Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...

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YouTube Being used to Recruit Hamsters to Terrorize the US

Funny story: YouTube Being used to Recruit Hamsters to Terrorize the US

After watching a YouTube video of a Swedish bunny herding his master's sheep, local Washington, DC bully, Bugger Maloney's hamster named Chippy was reported to have herded the members of Congress into the Capitol to do something more than run their m...

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Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul. "They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...

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Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

Funny story: Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growing…" Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...

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Hamster on Mars?

Television presenter Richard Hammond is set to become the first man to set foot on Mars in an ambition project unveiled today. Hammond, presenter of BBC's Top Gear, Total Wipeout, Hamster on Food, Hamster on Toast and Hamster On The Job, will be...

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Hamster Reagan

Funny story: Hamster Reagan

Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan. Expressing bewilderment and some fear over th...

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Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...

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Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

Funny story: Tree dwelling hamsters found in Essex

A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex. A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...

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Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

VANCOUVER, Canada - Justin Bieber performed before a sell out crowd in Vancouver's Snowdrifts of December Stadium. He told the crowd that he loves performing in his native Canada more than anywhere else except for Dubai, India; Honolulu, Hawaii; o...

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"Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

Funny story: "Poverty Tsar Ate My Hamster"

Newly-assigned Poverty Tsar Frank Fielding is already in trouble with the Work and Pensions Department for suggesting that the poorest families in Britain must be willing to eat their own pets in order to get through dire economic problems rather tha...

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