Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises.
Karzi, who i...
Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty.
A man identifyin...
The U.S. has demanded that Hamid Karzai step down as President of Afghanistan. The move was triggered by a recent outburst in which the President criticized NATO operations and, more importantly, upset General Petraeus.
"President Karzai is ge...
In the continued absence of crack Spoof Investigative reporter Earl Grey, still missing and presumed either dead, incarcerated or under going a messy divorce from Russian Spy Anna Chapman, The Spoof called upon Crack Female Reporter Chistianana Imahohre to face off with Afghan strongman, Hamid Karzai.
Christianana reports as follows filing from Dubai:
I was ushered into President Karzai's l...
Afghan President Hamid Karzai, listed in the top 500 of the world's richest charlatans, reacted with predictable anger today, after being hit with a huge IRS lien for not paying taxes on his US generated income!
The preliminary claim by the IRS...
While trying to act as internal peacekeeper and playing political chess with the United States on whether he wants to participate in ridding his country of known terrorists, Hamid Karzai has reportedly admitted to being addicted to the new computer g...
Western capitals have been shaken by the revelation, from President Karzai of Afghanistan, that Iran's Dinner Jacket has been sending bags of urine for the President's use.
Karzai uses the precious pee, straight from Iran's nuclear instillations,...
Kabul, Afghanistan-- President Hamid Karzai admitted to taking cash from the Iranians, because he likes to have extra cash on hand.
"You never know when you are going to have an emergency, and a lot of places in Afghanistan only accept cash. Yes,...
Admitting to press earlier this past Monday, representatives of the Afghanistan government under President Karzai, report receiving money from the Iranian government. Referred to as "transparent financial aid" and received in the form of cash, Karza...
Afghan President Hamid Karzai said Monday, in a joint press conference with still President George Bush that he is working to root the Taliban from their mountain hideouts. The press conference was held at President Bush's mountain hideout Camp...