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Funny story: Afghan leader Hamid Karzai sues Brit holiday resort over 'plagiarised' use of deckchair canvas

Afghan leader Hamid Karzai sues Brit holiday resort over 'plagiarised' use of deckchair canvas

Afghanistan - His signature green/purple-striped Chapan coat is regarded the world over as the epitome of ethnic chic earning him the Kabulshit Times' ultimate accolade of Hot Dresser of the Year 2013. Unfortunately all that sartorial attention ma...
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Funny story: Karzai Forced to Raise Afghan Debt Ceiling, Tax Corporate Jets and Tanning Booths After Assasination of Brother Cuts off Cash Flow!

Karzai Forced to Raise Afghan Debt Ceiling, Tax Corporate Jets and Tanning Booths After Assasination of Brother Cuts off Cash Flow!

The assassination of President Hamid Karzai's brother, Ahmed Wali, has thrown the Afghan nation into an economic crisis with Karzai now saying unless he can raise the debt ceiling and borrow more money while raising the income tax from 0 to 87% he w...
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Funny story: Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago. Obama Declares Victory!

Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago. Obama Declares Victory!

Following 'unexpected' reports issued today that the Afghan Campaign has been a complete waste of lives and the squandering of Billions of dollars, CEO Hamid Karzai of Karzai Inc, LLC, announced he would be relocating the family corporate offices t...
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Funny story: Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises. Karzi, who i...
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Funny story: Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...
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Funny story: U.S. Demands That Karzai Resign

U.S. Demands That Karzai Resign

The U.S. has demanded that Hamid Karzai step down as President of Afghanistan. The move was triggered by a recent outburst in which the President criticized NATO operations and, more importantly, upset General Petraeus. "President Karzai is ge...
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Funny story: Hot Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

Hot Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

In the continued absence of crack Spoof Investigative reporter Earl Grey, still missing and presumed either dead, incarcerated or under going a messy divorce from Russian Spy Anna Chapman, The Spoof called upon Crack Female Reporter Chistianana Imahohre to face off with Afghan strongman, Hamid Karzai. Christianana reports as follows filing from Dubai: I was ushered into President Karzai's l...
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Funny story: Hamid Karzai Hit With $5.5B IRS Lien on Undeclared US Employment Income!

Hamid Karzai Hit With $5.5B IRS Lien on Undeclared US Employment Income!

Afghan President Hamid Karzai, listed in the top 500 of the world's richest charlatans, reacted with predictable anger today, after being hit with a huge IRS lien for not paying taxes on his US generated income! The preliminary claim by the IRS...
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Funny story: Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

While trying to act as internal peacekeeper and playing political chess with the United States on whether he wants to participate in ridding his country of known terrorists, Hamid Karzai has reportedly admitted to being addicted to the new computer g...
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Funny story: Iran Helps Karzai

Iran Helps Karzai

Western capitals have been shaken by the revelation, from President Karzai of Afghanistan, that Iran's Dinner Jacket has been sending bags of urine for the President's use. Karzai uses the precious pee, straight from Iran's nuclear instillations,...
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Funny story: Karzai Likes Lots of Cash

Karzai Likes Lots of Cash

Kabul, Afghanistan-- President Hamid Karzai admitted to taking cash from the Iranians, because he likes to have extra cash on hand. "You never know when you are going to have an emergency, and a lot of places in Afghanistan only accept cash. Yes,...
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Funny story: Hamid Karzai Has Fingers in Everybody's Pocket

Hamid Karzai Has Fingers in Everybody's Pocket

Admitting to press earlier this past Monday, representatives of the Afghanistan government under President Karzai, report receiving money from the Iranian government. Referred to as "transparent financial aid" and received in the form of cash, Karza...
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Funny story: Bush Karzai agree to keep hiding

Bush Karzai agree to keep hiding

Afghan President Hamid Karzai said Monday, in a joint press conference with still President George Bush that he is working to root the Taliban from their mountain hideouts. The press conference was held at President Bush's mountain hideout Camp...
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