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Funny story:  President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

"HAMAS activists, especially those in the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, have conducted many attacks-including large-scale suicide bombings-against Israeli civilian and military targets. In the early 1990s, they also targeted suspected Palestinia...
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Funny story:  Hamas criticises US over peace talks

Hamas criticises US over peace talks

The leader of Hamas, Mohammed Moeggs, today criticised President Obama over the recent Middle East peace talks. He said, "Every time there is a new American president, he comes to the Middle East to try to kick-start the peace talks between the Pa...
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Funny story:  Mark Regev wants to join Hamas PR dept.!

Mark Regev wants to join Hamas PR dept.!

Tel Aviv - Mark Regev expressed his intention to join Hamas Public relations department and has resigned from his post as "Israel's Foreign Press and Public Affairs Adviser". The reason for his resignation is yet not clear, both Israel's foreign ministry and Mr.Regev are providing 'conflicting' reasons to the account. IFM (Isreal Foreign Ministry) released this statement on Monday saying...
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Funny story:  Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...
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Funny story:  Hamas available for parties

Hamas available for parties

Just got married and want a firework display? Need a few rockets let off at New Year? Look no further than Hamas, the Palestinians you know you can trust. For only the price of three shekels and a cup of dirty water, our team won't even come to your house and disturb your privacy - they'll light the fuses of the rockets ten miles away, then fire them in the vague direction of where you live.
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Funny story:  Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

American President Barack 'I Hate Disabled People' Obama, was today hailed by Muslim fundamentalist group Hamas. 'At last', Hamas chief Hijaq Kwrd Qilla said, 'an American President that admits that the road to peace is not by negotiation and dipl...
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Funny story:  UN: Israel Must Take Responsibility For Hamas Actions

UN: Israel Must Take Responsibility For Hamas Actions

The United Nations Secretary-General, Ban Ki-Moon has stated that they will no longer be falling for Israel's accusations of Hamas crimes. "Enough about this Hamas", he said. "I don't even know what that is." Hamas have been involved in a numbe...
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Funny story:  Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...
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Funny story:  New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

Left-wing Spaniards and Basques today formed a new terror group, and named it Jamas. 'Si, senor', its leader, L. Presidente Xavier Jojoba said, 'we were inspired by the Palestinians in their glorious struggle against the Israelis. Jamas will be ba...
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Funny story:  Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...
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Funny story:  Gaza Strip Residents Fed Up Of Being Linked With Paul Gascoigne

Gaza Strip Residents Fed Up Of Being Linked With Paul Gascoigne

Palastinian residents of the Gaza Strip have told UN officials that, as well as the constant aerial bombardment from Israel that they are having to put up with, they are also "very concerned" about being linked with ex-Newcastle United and England fo...
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Funny story:  Hamas declares war on the United States

Hamas declares war on the United States

Today, in Gaza, Hamas declared war on the USA. Hamas leader Nasser Arafaq addressed a crowd of thousands of Palestinians, and said: 'We declare war on the Great Satan of America! And we declare war on the evil fascists of Israel, though we actually l...
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Funny story:  Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Tehran - President of Iran, Itoldyou Imnotsobad has lashed out at recent Israeli attacks on Palestinians in the Gaza declaring Israel has overreacted. In an interview with Al-Jazeera Imnotsobad explained "All I said was that I like hummus." "T...
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Funny story:  Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...
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Funny story:  Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas today refused the peace terms offered by the Israeli government.
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Funny story:  Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
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Funny story:  Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...
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