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After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

Funny story: After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails has been exhausted, the same investigative team will turn their attention to who in government, (during the Bush administration) gave the green light to make public the name of CIA undercover agen...

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Trump The Great's First Day As President

Funny story: Trump The Great's First Day As President

Dolly Darling, the President's Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss Donald Trump. He would be here shortly and she knows all too well how critical he is that everything should be perfect., or at least perfect as Donald Trump sees it. She knocks some lint off the large velvet rendition of Elvis in day glow colors in full rocker m...

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Halliburton Share Surge Linked To Egypt

Funny story: Halliburton Share Surge Linked To Egypt

Changes in the stock market have indicated that American de-reconstruction company Hallibertun are preparing for a major venture in the Nile region. Some speculation points toward a hydro electricity plant on the Nile, while others have suggested...

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Qantas Hires Halliburton to Manage Jet Engine Inspections

Funny story: Qantas Hires Halliburton to Manage Jet Engine Inspections

Following another report of passenger plane engine trouble, this time on a Boeing 747, Qantas Senior Vice President, Mick Toomey announced that Halliburton will be employed to manage all further quality control inspections and repairs on its fleet of...

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You Shall Read This And Obey

Funny story: You Shall Read This And Obey

Official notification is hereby given to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the newly formed Corporation of North America. All questions of national allegiance and international relations will now be addressed to the Halliburton America sec...

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Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off

Funny story: Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off

The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs' convention in New Orlean...

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Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Funny story: Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Dick Cheney has finally completed his long awaited autobiography 'Mein Kampf II'. Eager fans of fascism have been gnawing their own limbs off and those of Barnes And Noble staff waiting for it to come out. In the new book Cheney describes in excr...

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Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

Funny story: Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

United States Vice President Dick Cheney threatened to resign in a cabinet meeting today from his office (there are only three months left of his term). Cheney stomped out of the meeting and left the White House in a huff. When asked to explain t...

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McCain, Obama and Hillary Tour Iraq

Funny story: McCain, Obama and Hillary Tour Iraq

When Johnny McBush-McCain found out that the Democandies had not been to Iraq as often as his congressional (Halliburton) junkets have sent him (he gets his mail there), they decided to make it a threesome...

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Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Funny story: Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Cheney's Corporation, Halliburton has been granted multi million dollar construction contracts to erect barriers between the US and Mexico and the Iraqis and the Iraqis in Sadr City.

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Zimbabwe arms ship returns to Halliburton Beijing orifice

Funny story: Zimbabwe arms ship returns to Halliburton Beijing orifice

Harare, Zimbabwe - (AssoCIAted Mess): Up to 600 tonnes of potentially lethal defective military weapons in the Aung San Suu Kyi carrier are heading back to the Halliburton Corporation's Beijing orifice.

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Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

(Houston--Texas) Recently deposed House Majority Leader Tom Delay isn't letting the possibility of jail time stop from future political plans. DeLay announced today that he will be relocating to Iraq, and he and Ahmed Chalabi will be forming a po...

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Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

Funny story: Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...

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All We Need is War

(The following document was discovered at the headquarters of Halliburton, recently relocated to Saudi Arabia)...

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FEMA Announces Mobile Luxury Cabins For Victims of Natural Disasters

Funny story: FEMA Announces Mobile Luxury Cabins For Victims of Natural Disasters

Still reeling from the incompetence dysfunction, and outright fraud which characterized its response to Hurricane Katrina, the Federal Emergency Management Administration, or FEMA, announced yesterday that they have accepted a bid from Halliburton to...

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Engineers Plan Mile-High Windmill to solve Enviromental Problems

Funny story: Engineers Plan Mile-High Windmill to solve Enviromental Problems

Washington D.C - The Army Corp of Engineers announced today their plans to combat the growing issue of global warming and human energy consumption. In a joint agreement with Halliburton, the Corp has been asked to design a 1.8 trillion dollar windmil...

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Troops Not Happy with Halliburton Toilet Paper

Funny story: Troops Not Happy with Halliburton Toilet Paper

US soldiers have expressed anger over the quality of toilet paper that Halliburton is providing the military with, saying it is at least one inch narrower than normal rolls and is the cause of unwelcome racing stripes.

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Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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