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Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher was recently spotted having dinner alone at a local Pompous Pizza Parlor. The star of the TV sitcom Two and A Half Men was asked by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer if it was true that he has been wanting to date...
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Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover. Below is an excerpt of In-vogue's interview with Halle Berry. The November 12, 1859 edition of the New York Times reports of a Rhode Island ma...
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Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover.The blog on Mulatto.web, which calls itself a "Positive Resource Board for Biracials", contains a thread that holds over 250 posts, under the titl...
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Funny story: Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Vogue magazine, the less-than-hip chronicle of the lifestyle upper-middle-class white women aspire to lead, will end its 21 year policy of not putting black people on its cover when it features Halle Berry on the September issue. "Its not racism,...
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Funny story: The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Madame Flambolina Fleur de Lis, a noted Louisiana Bayou's voodoo woman has boiled up a batch of Academy Award Cursed Crawfish Etouffée. Flamby, as her many Cajun-Creole friends, relatives, and curse recipients refer to her s...
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Funny story: Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Tumbleweed, Texas/ Not Exactly Hollywood & Vine - Sometimes Spoof Contributor, versatile character actress, Sexual Surrogate, cake baker to the stars and advice columnist Madam "Kitty" bitters extended her 'nine lives' yesterday when it was annou...
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Funny story: Halle Berry Taking Over Role Of Michelle Obama

Halle Berry Taking Over Role Of Michelle Obama

Los Angeles CA-- The part of Michelle Obama is being recast by producers of the soap-opera 'All My Days'. Halle Berry will take over the part of the First Lady on September 1. The present actress for the part, Delores Goons, will be leaving the hit...
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Funny story: Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Hollywood CA-- Academy Award winning actress Halle Berry was chosen today to portray the early years of Barack Obama. The biographical movie will focus on Obama's early years in Hawaii. Ms. Halle said she's thrilled to be chosen for such an importa...
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Funny story: Halle Berry Heads Up Michelle Obama's Transition Team

Halle Berry Heads Up Michelle Obama's Transition Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama announced his transition team last week and this week First Lady-elect Michelle Obama has named her transition team. Motion picture actress Halle Berry has been named to be 'The First Mama-Elect Tra...
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Funny story: Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama's best friends from the Pink Poodle Beauty Salon couldn't believe their eyes when Michelle showed up for her monthly wax. "Good Lord, girl," one was heard to utter,"what happened to your face? You're looking like Halle Barry, honey!"...
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Funny story: Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Full House star Jodie Sweetin and husband Cody Herpin, a set designer and actor, got the market going when they provided TMZ.com with the sonogram of the baby they are expecting next spring.
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Funny story: Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...
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Funny story: Halle Berry: My chatroom hell

Halle Berry: My chatroom hell

Hollywood - (Assinine Press): Perfect Stranger actress Halle Berry has told of her hellish online chatroom experiences where despite pleas of anonymity she has been exposed as an attention-grabbing twited deviant masquarading as a bonafide blogger.
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A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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