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Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

Funny story: Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'. The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid wa...

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Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...

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Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher was recently spotted having dinner alone at a local Pompous Pizza Parlor. The star of the TV sitcom Two and A Half Men was asked by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer if it was true that he has been wanting to date...

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Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover. Below is an excerpt of In-vogue's interview with Halle Berry. The November 12, 1859 edition of the New York Times reports of a Rhode Island ma...

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Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover.The blog on Mulatto.web, which calls itself a "Positive Resource Board for Biracials", contains a thread that holds over 250 posts, under the titl...

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Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Funny story: Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Vogue magazine, the less-than-hip chronicle of the lifestyle upper-middle-class white women aspire to lead, will end its 21 year policy of not putting black people on its cover when it features Halle Berry on the September issue. "Its not racism,...

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The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

Funny story: The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Madame Flambolina Fleur de Lis, a noted Louisiana Bayou's voodoo woman has boiled up a batch of Academy Award Cursed Crawfish Etouffée. Flamby, as her many Cajun-Creole friends, relatives, and curse recipients refer to her s...

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Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Funny story: Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Tumbleweed, Texas/ Not Exactly Hollywood & Vine - Sometimes Spoof Contributor, versatile character actress, Sexual Surrogate, cake baker to the stars and advice columnist Madam "Kitty" bitters extended her 'nine lives' yesterday when it was annou...

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Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Funny story: Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

Hollywood CA-- Academy Award winning actress Halle Berry was chosen today to portray the early years of Barack Obama. The biographical movie will focus on Obama's early years in Hawaii. Ms. Halle said she's thrilled to be chosen for such an importa...

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Halle Berry Heads Up Michelle Obama's Transition Team

Funny story: Halle Berry Heads Up Michelle Obama's Transition Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama announced his transition team last week and this week First Lady-elect Michelle Obama has named her transition team. Motion picture actress Halle Berry has been named to be 'The First Mama-Elect Tra...

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Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Funny story: Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama's best friends from the Pink Poodle Beauty Salon couldn't believe their eyes when Michelle showed up for her monthly wax. "Good Lord, girl," one was heard to utter,"what happened to your face? You're looking like Halle Barry, honey!"...

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Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Funny story: Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Full House star Jodie Sweetin and husband Cody Herpin, a set designer and actor, got the market going when they provided TMZ.com with the sonogram of the baby they are expecting next spring.

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Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Funny story: Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...

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Halle Berry: My chatroom hell

Funny story: Halle Berry: My chatroom hell

Hollywood - (Assinine Press): Perfect Stranger actress Halle Berry has told of her hellish online chatroom experiences where despite pleas of anonymity she has been exposed as an attention-grabbing twited deviant masquarading as a bonafide blogger.

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