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Is Amy Winehouse now a zombie?

Funny story: Is Amy Winehouse now a zombie?

Megastar R&B Diva Amy Winehouse may have overdosed on the Haitian 'zombie drug' Scopolamine, reports are indicating. The 'Back to black' singer was well known for her misuse of illegal and dangerous substances that turned her from an attractiv...

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Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...

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Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

Funny story: Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...

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Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

Funny story: Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

TCI Coastguards rounded up the last of the Haïtian Naval task force off Providenciales yesterday and all are being held at Sapadilla Bay detention centre pending special rendition. However, several boats are reported off the southern Bahamian island...

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Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

Funny story: Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.

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Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Funny story: Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.

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Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Funny story: Cheney's Mom Destitute, Lives in Haitian Slum

Reutupyers - Vice President Cheney confirmed today that his mother is in fact a chimpanzee, living destitute in Port Au Prince, Haiti. The Vice President broke down during the admission in taping Meet The Press.

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J.J.'s Confession - I Was Aristide's Body Double

Funny story: J.J.'s Confession - I Was Aristide's Body Double

Los Angelos, CA - Jimmy Walker, once known the World over as "J.J." on the 70s hit TV series Good Times has confessed that he has been acting as a secret body double for former Haitian ruler Jean-Bertand Aristide.

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US Denies Aristede Kidnap Claim

Deposed Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide has alleged that he was kidnapped and forced to leave his country against his will by United States forces. Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, wearing a black ski mask and carrying...

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World Leaders Resigned to Resigning

Funny story: World Leaders Resigned to Resigning

President George W. Bush has called on Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide to resign, citing the fact that half the country is against him. President Jean-Bertrand Aristide has called on President Bush to resign, citing the fact that more than h...

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