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Funny story: Haiti Is Changing Its Name

Haiti Is Changing Its Name

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Word out of the tiny Caribbean country of Haiti is that the Haitian senate has just overwhelmingly voted to change the name of their country. Haitian senator Justin Chardonnay told the news media that the senate had been de...
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Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...
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Funny story: 'Turn Back the Clock, Lets All Root for Baby Doc', is Haiti's New Chant That Has Gone Viral

'Turn Back the Clock, Lets All Root for Baby Doc', is Haiti's New Chant That Has Gone Viral

Turn back the clock, let's all root for Baby Doc Turn back the clock, let's all root for Baby Doc We won't shiver and we won't quiver, We'll all give Baby Doc our nice brown liver. This is the chant that is being sung throughout Haiti by the su...
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Funny story: Baby Doc Duvalier: I've Been Gone 25 Years. You... You All Could've Cleaned Up a Little.

Baby Doc Duvalier: I've Been Gone 25 Years. You... You All Could've Cleaned Up a Little.

Jean-Claude "Bebe Doc" Duvalier, who ruled Haiti from 1971 until his overthrow by a popular uprising in 1986, has returned to Haiti after 25 years of self-imposed exile. And he's not happy with what he sees. "I must admit, I am a little shocked...
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Funny story: 'Baby Doc' Duvalier: I Returned To Get My Father's Watch. Bedside Table, On The Kangaroo

'Baby Doc' Duvalier: I Returned To Get My Father's Watch. Bedside Table, On The Kangaroo

Former Haitian dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier was taken into custody Tuesday and transported to a courthouse, just a few days after sneaking back into Haiti, ostensibly to retrieve some jewelry he left behind when exiled some 25 years ago.
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Sarah Palin Buys Condo in Miami's Little Haiti District

Fresh off her international tour of Haiti, Sarah Palin can't stop talking about the positive influences she took away from this small Island country. In fact, Palin was so smitten with Haiti that she has begun looking into buying a condo in Miami's L...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...
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Funny story: New WikiLeak: Haitian officials issue, retract warrant for Wyclef Jean's arrest on corruption charges

New WikiLeak: Haitian officials issue, retract warrant for Wyclef Jean's arrest on corruption charges

PORT AU PRINCE, Haiti -- Fugees co-founder and hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean said Haitian officials reached "a new low" when they issued an arrest warrant alleging corruption charges against him, then revoked it less than six hours later. "It couldn'...
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Funny story: Kanye West Still Furious that Chilean Earthquake was Bigger than Haiti's

Kanye West Still Furious that Chilean Earthquake was Bigger than Haiti's

Some people are saying that perpetual malcontent, Kanye West, is furious the recent earthquake in Chile, that registered 8.8 on the Richter scale, was almost 100 times more powerful than the one that struck Haiti just a few weeks before. Sources s...
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Funny story: Bush wipes hand on Clinton shirt amid Haiti longdrop toilet paper rationing

Bush wipes hand on Clinton shirt amid Haiti longdrop toilet paper rationing

Port Au Pants - (Rotters): Bewildered Haitians, still in shock following the earthquake devastation of their island home, are gobsmacked. A humanitarian visit to their ravaged country by two former US Commanders-in-Chief has descended into farce.
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Funny story: GW signals Bill Clinton let's get the hell outta here my throats as dry as Texas in July

GW signals Bill Clinton let's get the hell outta here my throats as dry as Texas in July

On a visit to Haiti, ex Presidents, GW and Bill Clinton are working to a really tight schedule. Today they went walkabout and met many Haitians, shaking hands and smiling broadly. The guys, however, had a prearranged signal that said, right that's...
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Funny story: Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

Chile Earthquake "Wasn't As Good As Ours", Claim Haitians

As cleaning up continued in Chile this morning after the weekend's earthquake, people in Haiti spoke out to tell the world that their quake was "much better" than the one in Chile. Sunday's quake, a massive 8.8 on the Richter Scale, demolished onl...
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Funny story: Jason Derulo Criticised For Knocking Haiti Single Off Number 1 Spot

Jason Derulo Criticised For Knocking Haiti Single Off Number 1 Spot

The entertainment world hung its head in shame today after US R&B singer Jason Derulo knocked the celebrity charity single recorded to help Haiti's earthquake victims off the top of the charts. Everybody Hurts, orchestrated by Simon Cowell, wa...
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Funny story: "We Are The World" Remake Voted Special Grammy As Biggest Piece of Crap Ever

"We Are The World" Remake Voted Special Grammy As Biggest Piece of Crap Ever

An almost unanimous vote by Caucasian, Oriental, and Hispanic artists has declared that the "We Are The World" remake is "the biggest piece of crap ever" (their words) and the worst waste of musical talent of all times. The song remake, which was do...
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Funny story: Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Hollywood actress Sharon Stone, once famous for being tall and blonde and tall and blonde and firing blanks from fake guns in movies, but now the world's leading climatologist and expert on seismic tremors and tectonic plates, today made a long-await...
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Funny story: Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

An earthquake victim in Haiti admitted that she felt the earth move during the earthquake, but says that it was not due to a sexual encounter. Marie DuBois said something nearly incomprehensible in French, that was translated as "I felt the grou...
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Funny story: 'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt' reaches Number One

'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt' reaches Number One

'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt', the song recorded to help feeble B-list faded pop stars to publicise themselves to help the tragedy that is their careers, today went straight to Number One after its organiser Simon Lithpfool went round to his...
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Funny story: Haiti Earthquake Was "Their Own Fault"

Haiti Earthquake Was "Their Own Fault"

The terrible earthquake that caused so much devastation in the central American country of Haiti last month, could have been avoided by the people there, and was, to a large extent, "their own fault", it has been claimed. Eminent professor at the...
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