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Funny story: Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...
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Funny story: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

London - "Yeah, life's a bitch...and then you dye," a former colorist/stylist/wigmaker to the royal Z-Lister said today as Kate Middleton's hairdo continued to upset the masses. Almost ten kilos of extensions have been woven onto near-bald Kate's...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Starts New Hair Trend

Miley Cyrus Starts New Hair Trend

Remember when Britney Spears went a little bonkers and cut all her blonde locks off? Well, not to be out done by the competition, Miley Cyrus has taken matters into her own hands. Ready to start a new trend in hair care Miley has taken a new tact...
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Funny story: Woman Cuts Off Own Head In Hairdressing Accident

Woman Cuts Off Own Head In Hairdressing Accident

Hilda Tightwad, a 53 year old former dinner lady from Hinge, West Bracketshire, died yesterday after cutting her own head off while attempting to trim her hair. Her devastated husband, Roger, who is confined to a wheelchair after a sheep worrying...
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Funny story: Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

An extremely annoyed customer has sued his barber after his head was completely shaved. Bob Russell, of Portsmouth NH says he did not ask for his head to be shaved. The barber could also face criminal charges of assault. Russell, 65, explained...
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Funny story: John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...
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Funny story: Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Life Sentences: More About Barbers

Odd business, barbers, and what they do. What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing? See now? I told you it was an odd business. The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...
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Funny story: Life Sentences: Barbers

Life Sentences: Barbers

Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...
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Funny story: "Tom Brady's haircut is so gay," say millions of fans who wish Tom Brady played for their team

"Tom Brady's haircut is so gay," say millions of fans who wish Tom Brady played for their team

EVERYWHERE - NFL fans have expressed contempt and derision of Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback, for his new ponytail haircut. Polls indicate the overwhelming majority of criticism of Brady's hairstyle comes from people who desperately wish...
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Funny story: Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concerns are escalating today as police step-up their nationwide search for Jedward's hair. The X-Factor losers were made famous for their out of tune singing and twee Irish accents back in 2009. The duo gained notoriety when conspiracy theorists...
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Funny story: Deal or No Deal Star in accident

Deal or No Deal Star in accident

Noel Edmonds, star of TV game show Deal or No Deal, broke his hair when he tripped onstage. Edmonds, known for his beautifully coiffed golden perm, was in shock and had to be sedated to prevent his mullet from going into spasms. Contestants loo...
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Funny story: Bieber Cuts Bangs, Millions of Girls Take Ill

Bieber Cuts Bangs, Millions of Girls Take Ill

Shocking news from Hollywood yesterday afternoon, as Justin Bieber, in an attempt to take on an older look, changed his famous sweeping, bang-covering hairstyle. Seen on the streets moments after a visit to his favorite hairstylist in Marina Del-R...
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Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...
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Funny story: Tough times lead to hair-cuts

Tough times lead to hair-cuts

Barbers throughout Britain are preparing for legislation making all cuts between 25 and 40%.* In a tough crackdown, all beards and wigs will go.* These restrictions are set to save the British economy which has come within a hair's breadth of doub...
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Funny story: Nancy Grace Makes Life Altering Decision; Chooses Wispy Bangs

Nancy Grace Makes Life Altering Decision; Chooses Wispy Bangs

Made famous for her aggressive interviews and football helmet hair style, Nancy Grace, following months of collaborative research and test audience feedback, has chosen to modify her coif and soften her bangs so that they look a bit more "wispy".
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Funny story: Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its pi...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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