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Funny story: Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

WASHINGTON - The ban on some popular hairstyles raises the ire of black female soldiers. In reaction to new Army hairstyle regulations banning twists, dreadlocks and larger cornrows - all very popular with black female soldiers - women soldiers are...
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Funny story: Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.
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Funny story: Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
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Funny story: The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

TUCSON, Arizona - Felicia Collycart, spokeswoman for The Ugly Hair Society of North America, has just announced the winner and two runners up in its annual ugly hair poll. Miss Collycart, who is a hair stylist, stated that third place went to talk...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Russell Brand has always been an individual who says what is on his mind. And that very type of thinking has landed him in hot water after he made a comment regarding the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama. A few weeks ago th...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing g...
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Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Decides To Dye Her Hair Blonde

Michelle Obama Decides To Dye Her Hair Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...
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Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
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Funny story: Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking. Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored. While at the salon he sa...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...
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Funny story: Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Rooney's Regret at Snubbing Original Hair Follicles

Wayne Rooney has spoken for the first time about the emotional decision to effectively give up on his original hair follicles and have a hair transplant. Speaking to upmarket newspaper The Completely-Dependent, the Manchester United player admitte...
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Funny story: NJ Attorney General Investigating Donald Trump's Hair University

NJ Attorney General Investigating Donald Trump's Hair University

TRENTON-New Jersey officials have confirmed that Donald Trump's Hair University is under investigation for false claims and overcharging students for worthless information. Today's announcement follows New York's lawsuit against Trump for similar fa...
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Funny story: Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

Why Did Lady Gaga Shave The Hair Off The Back of Her Head?

BROOKLYN - Many of Lady Gaga's fans are very concerned with the health and well-being of their Mama Monster. Some say that ever since her surgery to realign her ovaries, she has just not been the same. One of her biggest fans Tiara Glitterglos...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...
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