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Funny story: Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Denial of service Spoof attacker found, gives sordid confession

Investigation has revealed the DOS or denial of service attacks recently experienced by The Spoof were the work of an international gang named FECAL. This acronym stands for frequent efforts to collude against levity, the group's "mission," leadin...
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Funny story: Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation was on the defensive today after an independent software research group released its findings that Microsoft's Windows operating systems contain a hidden 'girl detector.' The existence of the girl detector confi...
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Funny story: Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

After weeks of people not being able to sign up for Obamacare, the President is clearly flustered. A source who asked not to be identified says that the President peed on a telephone after he couldn't get through to sign up for himself after ten t...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says New Jersey Will Come Down Hard On Computer Hackers

Governor Chris Christie Says New Jersey Will Come Down Hard On Computer Hackers

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has just announced that the state's seedy individuals who think that it is funny to mess with New Jersey's computer system are in for a mighty rude awakening. The governor has issued a Governor's Direc...
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Funny story: Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Washington AC/DC - A presumed US-Chinese double agent is at the core of a CIA wiretap sting targeting hackers suspected of snooping for White House sex scandal cover-ups.** The traitor was discovered during a routine trawl of a Georgetown 'escort'...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...
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Funny story: Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it. Now, accor...
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Funny story: Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

New York - An unemployed 28 year-old Puerto Rican from New York known by his hacking screen name 'Sabu' may be descended from a famous French dynasty that gave its name to a Cathar fortress. Hector Xavier Monsegur has been charged with 12 counts o...
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Funny story: Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...
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Funny story: Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates. Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol"...
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Funny story: LulzSec hackers arrested

LulzSec hackers arrested

Two of the hackers from the anonymous hacking group LulzSec have been arrested in Yorkshire and Wiltshire today. The pair are responsible for bringing down several high profile company computer, such as the attack on PayPal and Sony that identifie...
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Funny story: Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

In the wake of the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, and numerous computer hacker attacks on various secure websites and databases, one question which puzzled investigators, was: How do you recognise a hacker? And by logical extension: How...
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Funny story: "Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

A News of the World sub-editor has made an official complaint to the police that one of his phone hackers is missing. He asked the junior staff member to hack into Freddie Starr's phone last week, but when that didn't work he told the hacker to go ro...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Dear Sir, I got so fucking angry about all these phone calls what I get all day long from bastards trying to sell me all kinds of cunting crap that I took a stanley knife out of my drawer and hacked off the cord from my handset to the socket. Now no cunt can ring me at all. Seen as how the only calls I ever got were from twats in Calcutta or Milton Keynes wanting me to claim back fucking Paymen...
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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital shrinks to assess LulzSec hacker

Royal Freak Hospital shrinks to assess LulzSec hacker

London - Leading deviancy specialists from the hospital's school of cynical - er...clinical! - psychiatry will assess the Essex hacker, it has been reported. Ryan Cleary's mental state will be probed amid claims 'he's got Aspergers' - just like Pe...
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Funny story: Scare in the Community: hackers threaten to out Cabinet members' files

Scare in the Community: hackers threaten to out Cabinet members' files

London - The Decryptz hacking group has vowed to reveal the names of 'vulnerable' members of the Cabinet who have managed to evade screwtiny of their shadowy past lives. A message on the Hackattack! blogsite today said 'a dozen' of David Cameron's...
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Funny story: Sony HQ disappears

Sony HQ disappears

In April, hackers broke into Sony's PlayStation Network and stole data from more than 77 million accounts. Yesterday, 2nd June, Sony said that they were restoring the PlayStation Network in the US and Europe, and said it had beefed up its securit...
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Funny story: Luckheed Martian in cyber attack

Luckheed Martian in cyber attack

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Luckheed Martian Corp has been hit by a cyberspace attack, confidential sources said on Sunday. Sources said the Defense Department had offered to help gauge the scope of the "cyberspace attack." It became clear what kin...
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