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Funny story: UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

Following a consultation with the government, which included a meeting with Chancellor Ozzy Osborne and the rather tall Business Secretary Dr Vince Price, the chief executives of the big four banks decided that out of respect to the rather large pile...
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Funny story: H&R Block Sues HSBC: We Can't Overcharge Our Clients For RALs Without Their Help.

H&R Block Sues HSBC: We Can't Overcharge Our Clients For RALs Without Their Help.

In an unprecedented move, HSBC Bank USA has decided to back out of providing funding for Refund Anticipation Loans (RAL) for the upcoming season, leaving perennial f---k-ups H&R Block with their proverbial d--ks in their hands. But my $26.50 a s...
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Funny story: Bank Prepares To Leave - Only £5 Notes Left

Bank Prepares To Leave - Only £5 Notes Left

Now that the Government's independent banking commission is looking at reform in the industry, banking giant HSBC has announced that it intends to increasingly replace £20 Notes with the smaller £5 denomination as it runs down stocks of the banknote...
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Funny story: British Offshore Banking Facility Springs Leak, Money Everywhere

British Offshore Banking Facility Springs Leak, Money Everywhere

Hong Kong - It seems British conglomerates are having their fair share of problems these days with uber expensive leaks. There appears to be no end in sight to the BP oil spill off the southern coast of the United States which has now reached catastr...
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Funny story: HSBC to offer lessons in overcharging for tradesmen

HSBC to offer lessons in overcharging for tradesmen

Now that they have been forced to 'reel-in' their £35 letters to customers for 3p overdrafts, HSBC, Britain's largest - and certainly quite a greedy - bank is to offer training to plumbers, electricians and other professional tradesmen o...
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Funny story: Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...
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