Portsmouth - A ouija board reading at the Admiralty tonight voiced fears about the Brits' new kick-ass boat HMS Daring being seized by Somali pirates on Friday the 13th.
The Type 45 destroyer left Portsmouth this morning bound for the turbulent, o...
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