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Funny story: Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...
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Funny story: "Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

"Moondogg" Rap 'Sea Cruise' Soars to Number One on Charts as Sub Horror Unfolds in UK!

An obscure 'rapper' serving on Britain's star crossed Atomic Submarine HMS Astute (sic), finally got the fame he was looking for after shooting two crew mates during a 'meet and greet' photo op in Southampton! During the fast moving investigation...
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Funny story: Tripoli blitzkrieg nuke sub shootings: cops hunt 'Gaddafi suspects' in Southampton docks

Tripoli blitzkrieg nuke sub shootings: cops hunt 'Gaddafi suspects' in Southampton docks

Southampton - Her volley of cruise missiles wiped out two turds - er...thirds! - of the Libyan Air Farce during the coalition's Vernal Equinox strike. At lunchtime today Royal Navy Police were scouring Southampton docks near UK nuclear flagship su...
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