Further embarrassment has been heaped on the Royal Mail today, when it emerged that the historic aircraft carrier, HMS Ark Royal, had been lost in the post.
The retired former aircraft carrier had been listed for sale on the auction website, Ebay...
London - (Green & Unpleasant Land News): It's goodbye and bloody good riddance to all that Illuminati bollox as the UK's flagshit carrier is mothballed for posterity.
HMS Ark of the Covenant's RIP sees a host of dodgy Navy blue bloodlines scup...
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