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No Walking Stick After Six

The following story is based on real events, some of the names have been changed and changed back in order to confuse you of their identity. No elderly people were harmed in the telling of this story. Frail. Feeble. A stark contrast from their buoyant youth. Their bodies since rejected them. The inspector again signing off on their case. This wasn't living. It was simply existing. Betty had bat...

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Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Funny story: Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...

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Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Funny story: Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...

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Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Funny story: Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Glasgow: 'Private' sale of Rangers takes place on Ebay, Craig Whyte-Wash named. Private Seller has 'cloudy past' & negative Feedback from previous sales. Buyers Beware!. Unclear at the moment who the buyer is. NTNON can exclusively reveal tha...

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Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Funny story: Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...

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Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss

Funny story: Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss

In an interview with The Daily Torygraph, Dave Hartnett says that householders have a duty to ensure that other people do not evade paying their share of tax. Paying a builder or cleaner in cash, allowing them to evade VAT or income tax, will result...

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HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs taxing the wealthy out of the United Kingdom!

Funny story: HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs taxing the wealthy out of the United Kingdom!

HM Government, HM Treasury and HM Revenue and Customs, England: The UK Taxpayer is seriously not getting any value for money from his Tax payments. So why not shop elsewhere? For instance, if my shop is losing money, should I increase my prices (for the same or worse product), or should I be having a sale and encouraging more business and sales to get myself out of the mess? So it goes for...

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They have got to be joking

Funny story: They have got to be joking

It is reported today that, Her Majestys Revenue and Customs (HMRC) would like to see all employees wage slips so that rates of Income Tax can be properly applied. Are they serious? There are alleged to be £42 billion uncollected tax contributio...

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New missing data disc launched as mobile ringtone

Funny story: New missing data disc launched as mobile ringtone

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Horrendous Mess): Following today's news that Revenue & Customs has lost six more child benefit data discs the Treasury is keeping mum about reports that the contents of one, containing a recorded tirade between HMRC sta...

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Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

Funny story: Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

The lost Child Benefit database CDs containing the personal information of more than 25million people, have been found 'safe and well' - one at a HMV store in Newcastle, the other at a branch...

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Sacked HMRC boss to visit Pope over missing child benefit discs poster campaign

Funny story: Sacked HMRC boss to visit Pope over missing child benefit discs poster campaign

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Stupendous Mess): The sacked HMRC boss in charge of the missing child benefit data discs fiasco is to travel to the Vatican to raise the profile of a poster campaign to find the vanished CDs.

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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