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Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...
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Funny story: Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...
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Funny story: Misunderstanding about porn industry shutdown leads to major drunken sprees and hangovers

Misunderstanding about porn industry shutdown leads to major drunken sprees and hangovers

HARFOLD, Vermont--Upon hearing the news that an HIV-positive adult film performer has shut down the production of pornographic films in California, several male residents in Harfold State College's Looner Hall (otherwise known as "Geek Dorm") plunged...
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Funny story: Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Scientists who have been working for decades to cure the plague of the 20th century -AIDS, secondary to HIV infection- have finally found a way to cure it: A blood transfusion. "In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing we t...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Horse Movement Restriction Lifted

Isle of Wight News - Horse Movement Restriction Lifted

The Horse Movement Restriction put in place in July due to the outbreak of Horse Immunoglobulin Virus has been lifted. The Council of the Isle of Wight have decreed that the outbreak has been contained, and is now only affecting horses in the sout...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Gave My GPS Unit AIDS!

Amy Winehouse Gave My GPS Unit AIDS!

I used to have a Harmon-Kardon GPS unit. I mean, I still have it, but Amy Winehouse gave it AIDS. Now, Harmon-Kardon is well-known for their audio equipment, and that is exactly why I bought a H-K GPS unit. GPS Magazine reviewed my GPS, and its verdict is, "Not Bad. Not Great. Plays Videos." Indeed, it is the "Not Great" and "Plays Videos" aspects that have sent me to electronics stores t...
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Funny story: No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the band". Benaissa, 28, was speaking at th...
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Funny story: Vaginal 'Gel' Slashes Infection Risk

Vaginal 'Gel' Slashes Infection Risk

London - (Slippery Stuff): Is it a new twist on Madonna's Material Gel? Scientists at the UK's National Poisons Unit have come up with a 'Smart Gel' transparent goo that cuts down to size pesky infected sperm without decimating a guy's manhood.
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Funny story: South Africa's President Zuma - HIV negative

South Africa's President Zuma - HIV negative

South Africa's President Zuma has revealed that he is HIV negative in a move that has surprised many and brought condemnation from others. Mr Zuma said, he hoped to "promote openness, eradicate the silence and stigma attached to the disease and ma...
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Funny story: New HIV Based Reality Show Planned

New HIV Based Reality Show Planned

A new reality game show, where members of the public get infected with HIV, is being planned by up-and-coming and down-with-the-kids digital TV channel Aiii-TV for next summer's exciting new schedule. A PR statement from Aiii-TV said "The main pre...
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Funny story: Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West Washington, D.C. - Recently...
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Funny story: Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
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Funny story: Nation's Capitol Quarantined As HIV Rates "higher than Urganda & Kenya" - Politicians Flee!

Nation's Capitol Quarantined As HIV Rates "higher than Urganda & Kenya" - Politicians Flee!

Washington,DC/ Report from the Surgeon General/Urgent! - President Obama declared a state of emergency today and imposed martial law after D.C. Health Officials stated the HIV/AIDS rate was 3% of the population and climbing. All approaches to the...
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Funny story: A Hundred Loose Ladies Shocked at HIV Exposure!

A Hundred Loose Ladies Shocked at HIV Exposure!

More than a hundred ladies who seem to love getting laid by strangers from late night clubs lamented this week when the Health Department called them in for HIV tests. Doris Looselegs said that she never thought her affection for the boyos would...
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Funny story: The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The good news is that some people will be protected from HIV transmission if the birth control pill is used properly. Experts on HIV transmission expressed outrage at the new report that attributed protective powers to the birth control pill not just...
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Funny story: Grannies hit by HIV

Grannies hit by HIV

It has long been known among the criminal class that sharing needles can lead to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases such as Hepatitis B and the dreaded AIDS. Due to this the government made it one of their many, many priorities to target the...
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Funny story: Cars Using Multiple Gas Pumps Develop New Form of Car HIV

Cars Using Multiple Gas Pumps Develop New Form of Car HIV

Greendale, Wisconsin - The first outbreak of a new car disease was documented here, and it is feared that millions of other cars may suffer the same fate.
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Funny story: WHO(?) agrees HIV circumcision plan

WHO(?) agrees HIV circumcision plan

The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...
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