HARFOLD, Vermont--Upon hearing the news that an HIV-positive adult film performer has shut down the production of pornographic films in California, several male residents in Harfold State College's Looner Hall (otherwise known as "Geek Dorm") plunged...
Scientists who have been working for decades to cure the plague of the 20th century -AIDS, secondary to HIV infection- have finally found a way to cure it:
A blood transfusion.
"In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing we t...
The Horse Movement Restriction put in place in July due to the outbreak of Horse Immunoglobulin Virus has been lifted.
The Council of the Isle of Wight have decreed that the outbreak has been contained, and is now only affecting horses in the sout...
I used to have a Harmon-Kardon GPS unit. I mean, I still have it, but Amy Winehouse gave it AIDS.
Now, Harmon-Kardon is well-known for their audio equipment, and that is exactly why I bought a H-K GPS unit.
GPS Magazine reviewed my GPS, and its verdict is, "Not Bad. Not Great. Plays Videos."
Indeed, it is the "Not Great" and "Plays Videos" aspects that have sent me to electronics stores t...
Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the band".
Benaissa, 28, was speaking at th...
London - (Slippery Stuff): Is it a new twist on Madonna's Material Gel?
Scientists at the UK's National Poisons Unit have come up with a 'Smart Gel' transparent goo that cuts down to size pesky infected sperm without decimating a guy's manhood.
South Africa's President Zuma has revealed that he is HIV negative in a move that has surprised many and brought condemnation from others.
Mr Zuma said, he hoped to "promote openness, eradicate the silence and stigma attached to the disease and ma...
A new reality game show, where members of the public get infected with HIV, is being planned by up-and-coming and down-with-the-kids digital TV channel Aiii-TV for next summer's exciting new schedule.
A PR statement from Aiii-TV said "The main pre...
Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West
Washington, D.C. - Recently...
Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
Washington,DC/ Report from the Surgeon General/Urgent! - President Obama declared a state of emergency today and imposed martial law after D.C. Health Officials stated the HIV/AIDS rate was 3% of the population and climbing.
All approaches to the...
More than a hundred ladies who seem to love getting laid by strangers from late night clubs lamented this week when the Health Department called them in for HIV tests.
Doris Looselegs said that she never thought her affection for the boyos would...
The good news is that some people will be protected from HIV transmission if the birth control pill is used properly. Experts on HIV transmission expressed outrage at the new report that attributed protective powers to the birth control pill not just...
It has long been known among the criminal class that sharing needles can lead to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases such as Hepatitis B and the dreaded AIDS. Due to this the government made it one of their many, many priorities to target the...
Greendale, Wisconsin - The first outbreak of a new car disease was documented here, and it is feared that millions of other cars may suffer the same fate.
The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...