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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story: HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

How low can the government stoop? Now HIPS are to be scrapped, or perhaps taxed. If you already own your own HIPS, hang on to them as long as you can, no matter how much pain you find yourself in. It is not yet known if, when the government decides to SCRAP HIPS, it will allow those who have already been fitted with HIPS to keep them or whether all artificial HIPS will be recalled. Peopl...
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Funny story: 36-18-33


No, these are not the measurements of my ideal woman (I do not mind a piece of that bubble-34 or 35 might be acceptable for the hips). These are the measurements of Barbie, were she a real person. Many voices cried unfair when these hypothetical measurements were first determined several years ago, and I agree.
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Local Government Minster, and all round bint, Ruth Kelly has reacted to accusations that her Home Information Pack regulations are confusing and unworkable.
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Funny story: Queen Leaves For Dubai

Queen Leaves For Dubai

HRH Queen Elizabeth II is preparing to leave for Dubai following the purchase of the entire Royal Family by the Gulf state.
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Funny story: HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

With just days to go before the start of the Government's phased implementation of Home Information Packs their future has again been thrown into doubt.
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Funny story: Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Despite blistering attacks on the Government's proposed Home Information Pack regulations local government minister Ruth Kelly demonstrated remarkable fortitude in the House of Commons yesterday.
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