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Funny story: Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

A Russian gymnast, in training for the upcoming Olympic Games, went into labour on a trampoline yesterday giving birth to a bouncing baby boy. Unaware that she was pregnant, Elena Kulakov had been carrying on with her demanding training regime in...
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Funny story: Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

A local playground is the centre of Great Britain's hopes for gymnastic gold in 2016 and beyond. While groups of yummy mummies and alpha mums look on with pride, toddlers and youngsters barely out of nappies are learning the ropes on the apparatus...
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Funny story: Black gymnast Gabby Douglas stripped of gold medal!

Black gymnast Gabby Douglas stripped of gold medal!

LONDON -- Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas has been stripped of her gold medal at the 2012 Olympic Games for "not using one's black affiliation to win a match." "Upon further review of the video footage," official Suchet Zwambi said, "we determined t...
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Funny story: Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

DONGLONG China - It is now official that the two Chinese gold medal gymnasts, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan, did in fact meet every olympic competition requirement in regards to age. Foo Chow Sakiyama, a reporter for Peking television station WANG ch...
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Funny story: Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans today invented a new gymnastic sport for the 2012 Olympics, and called it Defining Americans On Parallel Bars. Speaking from Illinois, Senator Token O'Babblama said: 'Yes, for too long Americans have just called themselves Americans, but...
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Funny story: Chinese Gymnasts

Chinese Gymnasts

OSLO, NORWAY - The leading detective agency in Norway, The Norwegian Wood Detective Agency, is getting ready to break the story that Chinese olympic gold medal winners, He Kexin, and Jiang Yuyuan are not really 16 as they claim to be, but are in actu...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

1970s glam rocker Gary Glitter, 64, whose real name is Paul Gadd, is to wed My Ding Aling, a member of the 2008 Olympic gold medal winning Chinese gymnastic team. Gary Glitter told authorities that this proved that the terrible rumors of him being...
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Funny story: Chinese Olympic Committee Replaces Skilled Gymnasts With Slightly Less Skilled But Cuter Gymnasts

Chinese Olympic Committee Replaces Skilled Gymnasts With Slightly Less Skilled But Cuter Gymnasts

In keeping with its stern policy of making the best possible visual impression during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, ranking members of the Chinese Politboro have ordered their national Olympic committee to replace three of their seasoned and wel...
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Funny story: Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins, the Newcastle United centre forward, revealed this morning that he is to compete as a gymnast in next year's World Championships, after his superb display of tumbling at Old Trafford yesterday. Martins scored the opening goal in t...
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Funny story: Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Beijing, China - In a display of unprecedented backbone ever shown by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in recent years, the IOC announced today that it intends to launch a formal investigation into the alleged violation of its rules by the p...
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Funny story: Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

The Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team took the Olympic Gold Medal in the team competition, but has been disqualified due to the falsification of the ages of some of the team members. News sources had reported several days ago that at least three membe...
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Funny story: NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

The NCAA men set the final teams in place for their gymnastics national championships for both individual and team competitions this week. As no one really cared that much, however, the event was not telecast on any major or minor television network...
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