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Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

The 2016 Rio Olympic Games have been a wild ride for US gymnast Gabby Douglas. After exiting competition with only one gold medal in the team event, and failing to medal in her lone individual event, Douglas became the subject of social media scr...

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Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

Funny story: Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...

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Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...

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Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

Funny story: Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

A Russian gymnast, in training for the upcoming Olympic Games, went into labour on a trampoline yesterday giving birth to a bouncing baby boy. Unaware that she was pregnant, Elena Kulakov had been carrying on with her demanding training regime in...

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Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

Funny story: Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

A local playground is the centre of Great Britain's hopes for gymnastic gold in 2016 and beyond. While groups of yummy mummies and alpha mums look on with pride, toddlers and youngsters barely out of nappies are learning the ropes on the apparatus...

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Black gymnast Gabby Douglas stripped of gold medal!

LONDON -- Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas has been stripped of her gold medal at the 2012 Olympic Games for "not using one's black affiliation to win a match." "Upon further review of the video footage," official Suchet Zwambi said, "we determined t...

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Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

Funny story: Chinese Gold Medal Gymnasts Are Not 12-Years-Old

DONGLONG China - It is now official that the two Chinese gold medal gymnasts, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan, did in fact meet every olympic competition requirement in regards to age. Foo Chow Sakiyama, a reporter for Peking television station WANG ch...

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Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Funny story: Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans today invented a new gymnastic sport for the 2012 Olympics, and called it Defining Americans On Parallel Bars. Speaking from Illinois, Senator Token O'Babblama said: 'Yes, for too long Americans have just called themselves Americans, but...

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Chinese Gymnasts

Funny story: Chinese Gymnasts

OSLO, NORWAY - The leading detective agency in Norway, The Norwegian Wood Detective Agency, is getting ready to break the story that Chinese olympic gold medal winners, He Kexin, and Jiang Yuyuan are not really 16 as they claim to be, but are in actu...

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Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

1970s glam rocker Gary Glitter, 64, whose real name is Paul Gadd, is to wed My Ding Aling, a member of the 2008 Olympic gold medal winning Chinese gymnastic team. Gary Glitter told authorities that this proved that the terrible rumors of him being...

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Chinese Olympic Committee Replaces Skilled Gymnasts With Slightly Less Skilled But Cuter Gymnasts

Funny story: Chinese Olympic Committee Replaces Skilled Gymnasts With Slightly Less Skilled But Cuter Gymnasts

In keeping with its stern policy of making the best possible visual impression during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, ranking members of the Chinese Politboro have ordered their national Olympic committee to replace three of their seasoned and wel...

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Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Funny story: Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins, the Newcastle United centre forward, revealed this morning that he is to compete as a gymnast in next year's World Championships, after his superb display of tumbling at Old Trafford yesterday. Martins scored the opening goal in t...

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Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Funny story: Chinese Olympic gymnasts really third trimester fetuses, claims IOC

Beijing, China - In a display of unprecedented backbone ever shown by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in recent years, the IOC announced today that it intends to launch a formal investigation into the alleged violation of its rules by the p...

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Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

Funny story: Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

The Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team took the Olympic Gold Medal in the team competition, but has been disqualified due to the falsification of the ages of some of the team members. News sources had reported several days ago that at least three membe...

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NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

Funny story: NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

The NCAA men set the final teams in place for their gymnastics national championships for both individual and team competitions this week. As no one really cared that much, however, the event was not telecast on any major or minor television network...

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