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GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump

Funny story: GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D. C.--Taking a page from Gwyneth Paltrow, the GOP announced today that it is going to "consciously uncouple" from its long-time partner, Donald Trump. Ever since Trump announced his bid for the presidency in mid-June, the couple, frie...

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Gwyneth Paltrow steam douche all the rage

Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow steam douche all the rage

Chicago, Illinois - Manufacturers of the USA's best-selling steam mop are over the moon at a recent sales surge after Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow endorsed their latest must-have add-on the All American Steam Douche Attachment. The vaginal be...

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

Funny story: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Always wanting to be on the cutting edge of society, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has taken "getting your carpet steam cleaned" to a new level. The 42 year-old actress now says she goes to a Hollywood spa and receives steam treatments...

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Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Funny story: Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Though Vladimir Putin got away with annexing Crimea, crushing Georgia, is in the process of smashing Chechnya and invading the Ukraine (in a obvious attempt to recreate the old Soviet Union) he is now setting his sights on East Germany with plans for...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...

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Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Funny story: Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Things are getting pretty tight for Vladimir Putin. No longer wrestling bears bare-chested, the Russian leader is wrestling his old cronies who can no longer use their Visa cards to fuel their private jets and take off for a winter in Belize or where...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...

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Apple Wins Slide To Unlock Case

When an eight-year-old girl decided to enter a competition for a garden climbing frame and swing set, she had no idea that she would win the second prize. Neither did she guess for one minute that it would lead on to breaking one of the most puzzlin...

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Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Funny story: Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Gwyneth Apple has been rapped for promoting a 21-day 'detox' diet. The actress, 39, is selling the £275 'Cleanse' kit on her website Goof. It involves eating one low-calorie meal a day, two protein shakes and vitamins. 'LESS BLOATED' One mug...

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Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

Funny story: Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon pictures has announced that production will begin in late December on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Oops - The Herman Cain Story. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the movi...

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Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Funny story: Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information. According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Ange...

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Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

Funny story: Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have been working overtime. Gwyneth Paltrow was to have gone on tour with Glee's Matthew Morrison as his opening act, but reports coming out of Hollywood are that those plans have now changed. Taffeta...

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"It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

Funny story: "It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show. Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

HOLLYWOOD - Mother and daughter, Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, were purse shopping at Purcharelli's Purses & Stuff when they were asked about the botox rumors. Platrow smiled and said that yes it was true that she had indeed received a li...

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Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Where's Iron Man? Two of his female co-stars are fighting like cats and ...well, cats. First they refused to answer any questions from reporters on what has been going on between them and why the fur then suddenly began flying! Next thing you k...

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Scarlett Johansson Asks; 'Gwyneth Who?'

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Asks; 'Gwyneth Who?'

Lighting up the screen, or dare we say, steaming up the entire theater, Scarlett Johansson outshined, outplayed and out sexed her Iron Man 2 co-star Gwyneth Paltrow. While early Iron Man 2 screenings are being met with wide acclaim, Johansson is...

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Gwyneth Paltrow admits: "I don't like vegetables"

Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow admits: "I don't like vegetables"

Gloucestershire, England - Fading actress Gwyneth Paltrow has admitted, after six years of marriage and the same amount of years as a vegetarian, that she does not, in fact, like vegetables. Paltrow married Cold Play frontman Chris Martin six year...

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Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Funny story: Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Mexico City - (Rioters): Hubris has addled Coldplay vocalist Chris Martin's brain after he described a song on the band's next album as 'basically genius'.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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