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Funny story: Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour. Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Twilight sex symbol Robert Pattinson - who stars as star-crossed boy vampire Edwin Culvert in the Twilight movies about a hapless boy vampire whose fangs haven't come through because he's still got his milk teeth - is set to star in English director...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again

Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again

Sexy, flame haired, femme fatale Rebekah Brooks is to star as a modern day Rebecca in an updated film version of the classic Daphne Du Maurier melodrama. The blockbuster movie, Last Night I Went To Wapping Again, will be directed by talented neig...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband publishes Slags book

Rebekah Brooks's husband publishes Slags book

When Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie published his first book in 2009, David Cameron, Rupert Murdoch and Guy Ritchie attended the launch at Nincompoop, the West End nightclub. The complex novel,called Fillies, covered a world Brooks knew well as...
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Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...
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Funny story: Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England. Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...
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Funny story: Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

For 2011, the hottest movie from Xerox Guy Ritchie Studios will be is "Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics", starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster, the Down's Syndrome sufferer who played Angel in the X-Men movies. It is a remake of a Charles Bronson film that no one alive today ever watched. Spoiler Alert! London? Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London...
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Funny story: Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

It's reputedly the hottest seat in Tinseltown - we're talking here about the director's chair on the upcoming production of 'Moorview - The Movie' based on the collaborative effort in the Magazine section of top satirical website theSpoof.com But...
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Funny story: Guy Ritchie finds love again - with an older woman

Guy Ritchie finds love again - with an older woman

London - Guy Ritchie, film director and ex-husband of Madonna has found love again - with a much older woman. Ritchie, 40, had been reportedly visiting his grandmother at an Old-Aged Home in Kent when he met 82 year old Beatrice Potter. Friends...
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Funny story: Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

In what was expected to be 2 routine paper exercises, Madonna had intended to finalise her divorce from Guy Ritchie, and to complete the adoption of Chifundo "Mercy" James. However, in what is being described by her spokesman as an "embarrassing a...
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Funny story: Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...
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Funny story: Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Pantomime Favourite Widow Twanky has remarried Guy Ritchie. Mr Madonna's money, fell in love with Aladdin's mother, when attending a recent pantomime in Plymouth. An onlooker Greg Lake, who was there to see Father Christmas said " I was having a g...
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Funny story: Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when Richie told The Telegraph that "Madonna Doesn't Flush." Richie says he knew of Madonna's problem when he met her but married her nonetheless.
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Funny story: Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...
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Funny story: Madonna Says Guy Richie a Wino

Madonna Says Guy Richie a Wino

London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when the pop queen told The Telegraph that "Guy is a wino." Madge says she knew of Richie's problem when she met him but married him nonetheless.
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Funny story: Heather Mills rushes to Guy Ritchie's side! Offered top role in his latest pic; says: "I'm ready to comfort and help him in any way I can" - Macca-Madonna absolutely livid!

Heather Mills rushes to Guy Ritchie's side! Offered top role in his latest pic; says: "I'm ready to comfort and help him in any way I can" - Macca-Madonna absolutely livid!

Saying she 'completely understands' what Guy is going through, a mini-skirted Heather Mills rushed to his side to lend him a shoulder to cry on. "I know what it's like to be unfairly called a gold-digger; used like an old rag and then tossed aside...
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Funny story: New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...
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Funny story: Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Slippery Rock, PA-- Madonna ended her pathetic 'Stinky and Sweaty' tour today at the Slippery Rock Arena. No one bothered to show up for the free concert anyway. The has-been whore had no plans for the future. Her husband, Guy Smegma, is also divor...
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