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Remember, remember the filth of November/Mk#2

Funny story: Remember, remember the filth of November/Mk#2

London - (Gunpowder Plot): Cops hunting a suspected Downing Street KGB mole delayed telling the PM about last weekend's Yemeni bomb plot it has emerged. Undercover bomb squad officers apparently found a listening device in one of the Cameron baby'...

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Was Guido Fawkes Gay?

Funny story: Was Guido Fawkes Gay?

Rumours are spreading through Westminter that the famous Guido Fawkes dubbed 'the only person to enter Parliament with good intentions' was gay. Evidence for this allegation is mounting. He went to Public School a definite indicator, he stayed in...

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Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!

Funny story: Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!

London - (Bonfire of the Insanities): A nasty swastika-shaped rash has appeared on the Queen's bottom after a spell in the Buckingham Palace tanning booth. HM had been topping up her sunkissed arse, er... right royal radience! - ahead of tomorrow'...

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Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

Funny story: Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

The ghost of Guy Fawkes did ascent from the depths of hell today to take Alex Jones and other 911 'thruthers' to court for their version of his Remember, remember the 5th November rhyme and using it in their 911 truth protests. The ghostly image...

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HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

Funny story: HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

Admiral Lord Nelson's flagship has been in drydock in Portsmouth Naval Base for many years but is to play a leading role in the 2009 November 5th celebrations. A volunteer crew of Royal Navy sailors reinforced by several gangs of immigrant workers...

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Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

Funny story: Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

In sensational news, authorities have arrested a foreign national who was in possession of numerous sticks of gelignite acting suspiciously in the basement of the Capitol building in Washington. The arrest occurred just as Barack Obama was claimi...

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'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

Funny story: 'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

Space - (X-Files mess): An image of 1603 Gunpowder Plot villain Guy Fawkes has materialised in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer's imaging technology. NASA geeks were shocked and told reporters they'd been brought up to believe that "Fawkes' celes...

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Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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No arrest over burning bigot

Funny story: No arrest over burning bigot

South Westerley County Council refused to comment today on allegations that they had effectively goaded local idiots into burning a straw bigot during traditional Guy Fawkes night celebrations, as a childish attempt to "even the score" afte...

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Blair Makes Mistake

Funny story: Blair Makes Mistake

After discovering some dated literature in the House of Commons, a recent speech made by Tony Blair did not help him in beginning his new term in office well. Not well at all.

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