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Funny story: Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!

Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!

London - (Bonfire of the Insanities): A nasty swastika-shaped rash has appeared on the Queen's bottom after a spell in the Buckingham Palace tanning booth. HM had been topping up her sunkissed arse, er... right royal radience! - ahead of tomorrow'...
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Funny story: Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

The ghost of Guy Fawkes did ascent from the depths of hell today to take Alex Jones and other 911 'thruthers' to court for their version of his Remember, remember the 5th November rhyme and using it in their 911 truth protests. The ghostly image...
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Funny story: HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

Admiral Lord Nelson's flagship has been in drydock in Portsmouth Naval Base for many years but is to play a leading role in the 2009 November 5th celebrations. A volunteer crew of Royal Navy sailors reinforced by several gangs of immigrant workers...
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Funny story: Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

In sensational news, authorities have arrested a foreign national who was in possession of numerous sticks of gelignite acting suspiciously in the basement of the Capitol building in Washington. The arrest occurred just as Barack Obama was claimi...
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Funny story: 'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

Space - (X-Files mess): An image of 1603 Gunpowder Plot villain Guy Fawkes has materialised in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer's imaging technology. NASA geeks were shocked and told reporters they'd been brought up to believe that "Fawkes' celes...
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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...
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Funny story: No arrest over burning bigot

No arrest over burning bigot

South Westerley County Council refused to comment today on allegations that they had effectively goaded local idiots into burning a straw bigot during traditional Guy Fawkes night celebrations, as a childish attempt to "even the score" afte...
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Funny story: Blair Makes Mistake

Blair Makes Mistake

After discovering some dated literature in the House of Commons, a recent speech made by Tony Blair did not help him in beginning his new term in office well. Not well at all.
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