Following another disappointing premier league result, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch heaped more pressure on manager Andre Villas-Boas yesterday by forcing him to appoint three extra coaches to his backroom team. Significantly, many say, two of the...
In a shock announcement today it was revealed that ex-stand-in Chelsea manager Guus Hiddink and Britain's Got Talent runner up Susan Boyle are in fact twin brother and sister. They had been keeping the fact quiet until after their respective finals...
New Chelsea boss Guus Hiddink has been sensationally sacked from his new post after only a week in the job, according to a report in a West Ham pub.
Hiddink, prised from his full-time job as the coach of the Russian national team, turned up for tr...
There was a new twist to the Chelsea managerial saga this morning, when language experts who had worked through the night discovered that the strange-sounding name of the new boss, Dutchman Guus Hiddink, means something rude in Holland.
Gus Hiddink, the coach of beaten Euro 2008 semi-finalists Russia, has been summoned back to Moscow by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, and will be sent to a Gulag - never to be seen again.
Hiddink was the toast of the Kremlin last week after gu...
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