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British Gurkha's ask government to provide them with girlfriends

Funny story: British Gurkha's ask government to provide them with girlfriends

British Gurkha's are to ask the government for a girlfriend each so that when they marry they can then retire in the UK. Gurkha's history to the British Crown goes back as far as 1815, but recently have felt that they are missing out because they...

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Joanna Lumley Arrested In Nepal

Funny story: Joanna Lumley Arrested In Nepal

Actress Joanna Lumley has been arrested by police after arriving in Nepal for a week-long visit. Hundreds of protestors - among them scores of Gurkha veterans - gathered to voice their anger at the former Absolutely Fabulous star who was single-ha...

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Overjoyed Gurkhas to spearhead "Joanna for PM" movement?

Funny story: Overjoyed Gurkhas to spearhead "Joanna for PM" movement?

LONDON, UK: Call her Goddess, because single-handedly Joanna Lumley has brought Gordon Brown's Labour government to its creaking, arthritic knees. One woman has used her influence and clout to ensure that for once 36000 veterans will be accorded the...

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The Gurkhas Are Coming!

Funny story: The Gurkhas Are Coming!

(Joanna Lumley Latest) There was mayhem in central London this afternoon when, after a meeting at Downing Street with Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the ex-New Avengers totty, Joanna Lumley, emerged from no.10 and announced the grave news that: "The...

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Joanna Lumley allowed to reside in Britain after dramatic battle by the Ghurkas

Funny story: Joanna Lumley allowed to reside in Britain after dramatic battle by the Ghurkas

Lovely actress Joanna Lumley has been told by Gordon Brown that she now has the right to reside in the UK. The turnaround follows a ferocious battle by the Ghurkas who defended her right to live on the front pages of every newspaper after all she had...

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Joanna Lumley A Big Fan Of Gherkins

Funny story: Joanna Lumley A Big Fan Of Gherkins

Joanna Lumley, 71, the star of Absolutely Fabulous and further back, The New Avengers, met with Prime Minister Gordon Brown today, and later announced that she is one of Britain's biggest fans of gherkins. Lumley, 71, told journalists outside 10 D...

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Lumley and Saunders to make one off TV special - "Absolutely Gurkhas"

Funny story: Lumley and Saunders to make one off TV special - "Absolutely Gurkhas"

In a new attempt to raise the profile of her campaign to award former members of the Gurkha regiment increased rights to live in Britain, Joanna Lumley is to star in a one episode spin off of "Absolutely Fabulous". Lumley will star with Jennifer S...

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Gordon Brown loses "Blast Gurkhas into Space" vote

Funny story: Gordon Brown loses "Blast Gurkhas into Space" vote

Gordon Brown's authority in the House of Commons is hanging by a thread today following the defeat of his proposal to blast Ghurkha war veterans into space. The highly controversial plan saw Nick Clegg and David Cameron join forces in order to def...

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Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

In a press release this morning, the Government has clarified the criteria by which soldiers serving with the famous Gurkha regiment will be eligible to settle in the UK. "Our new admissions policy means that almost all members of the Gurkha regim...

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Burkas Denied Right To Settle In Uk

Funny story: Burkas Denied Right To Settle In Uk

The Government today announced that Burkas were to be denied the right to settle in the UK unless special circumstances were present. Originally the Government had lost in court, but on appeal the High Court found the Government's argument to be of m...

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Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

Funny story: Government clarify new Gurkha admission rules

In a press release this morning, the Government has clarified the criteria by which soldiers serving with the famous Gurkha regiment will be eligible to settle in the UK. "Our new admissions policy means that almost all members of the Gurkha regim...

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Gherkins Win Rights to UK Pickle Market!

Funny story: Gherkins Win Rights to UK Pickle Market!

In a United Kingdom pickle market dominated by Kosher Dills, the sweet and sour Gherkin has finally won rights to compete. After years of bitter and acrid in-fighting among pickling firms, the predominance of the Kosher Dill may finally have seen...

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Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

Funny story: Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

The British Army has today agreed to honour an agreement made in 1860 by the then Head of British High Command in India, Flight Lieutenant Osprey Dogegg-Jackson.

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