Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself a "relieved man " after his big gamble paid off as the club cruised through to the Champions League Final at Wembley at the end of the month.
Fergie, at the grand old age of 70, still has the capacit...
CHICAGO - The leader in the bubblegum trading card industry has decided that it will honor the request of its thousands of card buying customers and fans and remove all Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards from their store displays.
A spokesper...
CINCINNATI, Ohio - A man who went to high school with Speaker of the House John Boehner has told a reporter for The Cincinnati Afternoon Informant newspaper that he knows exactly why it is that Boehner is almost constantly crying when he is on televi...
While the U.S. Department of State scrambles to mitigate the damage caused by the last ouster of Internet tidbits from various embassies around the world, Hillary Clinton has advised her own staff to remove the network cables from office computers an...
Old Trafford, Manchester: £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza who has not been loyal to his wife, understandably is not loyal to his football club and now wants a move from Manchester United and Chewing Gum Fergie.
In what has been classic Chewing Gum Ferg...
The Mighty Reds team bus: Sir Alex Ferguson was cheerily chewing away at his chewing gum after, yet again, 'cocking another snoop' at the BBC.
Many years ago, the BBC dared to investigate through it's 'flagship' Panarama programme, a documentary...
Mrs Brenda Stoat, well known Reigate 'Clean Up Britain' campaigner has launched a scathing new attack on Manchester United's famous gum-chewing manager, Sir Alex Ferguson.
"I call upon Alex Ferguson to provide public evidence of his chosen method...
Tension was rife in the final stages of the Inter-County Professional Gum Chewing league, as 'Snakey' Henderson came out on top after chowing down against arch rival 'Bunty' Harry Tripp.
The two competitors had each fought valiantly through the in...
Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships.
For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily...
Alex Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, and World record holder for chewing a piece of chewing gum, is to appear in the new Gum Advertisement instead of the guy in it just now
Barry Diamond.
Anybody who has ever watched a Manchester United m...
WASHINGTON - From now on, all American workers will be paid in gum. The move to a gum-based economy will totally revolutionize employer/employee relations, result in MUCH fresher breath, and result in FAR fewer cavities.
Department of Labor offic...
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been invited to the World Chewing Gum Championships in Guam.
Mr I Chew has invited Ferguson to compete in the speed chewing category after watching him chew gum faster than he has ever seen anybody chew...
Hilton, Park Lane, LONDON: On Tuesday, 17th November 2009, the LMA Hall of Fame 1,000 Club Dinner celebrated the success and longevity in the volatile world of professional football, those football managers who have managed 1,000 or more domestic le...
Barack Obama strolled (well, more of a strut) into the Oval Office for the first time and tried out his chair behind the President's Desk. As he grabbed the front of the Resolute desk to pull the chair forward, however, his face changed and his eyes...
An exchange student in Singapore was arrested yesterday, giving a new and literal meaning to the (awesome) expression make out bandit.
The arrest, for illegal possession of chewing gum, happened at the popular nightclub "Party Like its 1841", in t...
Doublemint Gum INC has had more than their share of sticky situations over the years. Tooth decay fears rotted their sales in the 60's and 70's. Sugar caused Diabetes almost amputated the company in the 80's and 90's and the threat of...
Washington, DC - Now you can chew your way out of the weight gain you chewed your way into by simply chewing on the newly approved FDA sugar-free diet gum all day long. Just make sure you are near a bathroom as you may experience weight loss nearly i...
Zoom Chewing Gum / Airway's stock crashed yesterday after a failed attempt by CEO Mr. Cornelius Zoom at a new flavored chewing guy sirloin steak.