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Funny story: Many More Oil Platform Leaks in the Gulf Prompts US Interior Department to Rename It the Leakee Watchee Springs

Many More Oil Platform Leaks in the Gulf Prompts US Interior Department to Rename It the Leakee Watchee Springs

Yet another Gulf oil platform explosion has been spotted off the coast of Louisiana near two major US wildlife refuge areas and it threatens the Louisiana coastal waters just as the BP oil spill continues to do. Once again, the impact to fishing, mar...
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Funny story: Bo Diddley Not To Head BP

Bo Diddley Not To Head BP

Relatives of deceased Blues Guitarist Bo Diddley were amazed to receive a letter offering him the job of CEO of BP. Bo Diddley, who died in 2008, was a rock and roll vocalist, guitarist, songwriter, and inventor. His mother, 110 year old Mo Diddle...
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Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico To Be Drained And Repaved

Gulf Of Mexico To Be Drained And Repaved

Naples, Fl-- Now that the oil gusher has stopped, the US federal government has big plans to clean up the Gulf of Mexico. Government agencies have ambitious plans to seal off the Gulf of Mexico and repair its cracked floor with cement. Once the cra...
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Funny story: Oil company manages to clog leaky pipe in only 87 days

Oil company manages to clog leaky pipe in only 87 days

At 3:25 p.m. Eastern time Thursday, approximately 2 million gallons of crude oil per day stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. A robotic submersible owned by Blackwater Petrol slowly choked off the company's problematic well until the infamous...
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Funny story: Jimmy Buffet Rewrites "Margaritaville" For The Present Gulf Situation.

Jimmy Buffet Rewrites "Margaritaville" For The Present Gulf Situation.

Jimmy Buffet, pirate singer and sea lover extraordinaire, has re-penned a new song about his beloved home port in keeping up with the times. The admired king of the Parrotheads realized that the old songs about his native Gulf of Mexico were no longer valid in light of recent changes there and has modernized his most famous signature song Margaritaville: (To the tune of Margaritaville) Walki...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui Says He Can Fix The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui Says He Can Fix The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

TEHRAN, Iran - Senior Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui has stated that he has the knowledge, the resources, the manpower, and the equipment to stop the oil that is spilling out into the Gulf of Mexico. Al-Zarqaui said that the reason that he i...
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Funny story: Louisiana State Senate: "This Oil Spill Will Now Cease, by God!"

Louisiana State Senate: "This Oil Spill Will Now Cease, by God!"

Update, Yet another Day of Prayer has been declared for June 27, 2010, in both Louisiana and Texas as the first Day of Prayer failed to produce results Update #2, July 13, 2010. God still refuses to be swayed by mass prayer, even those pleas by pi...
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Funny story: U.S. Claims Gulf As Giant Oil Reserve

U.S. Claims Gulf As Giant Oil Reserve

The U.S. today decreed the Gulf of Mexico be made into the Southern National Petroleum Reserve and will fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military. Much like the little known National Petroleum Reserve that occupies most of northern Alaska adja...
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Funny story: Louisiana Gets the Almighty Blow-off: Pillar of Fire in Gulf Quotes Pontius Pilate

Louisiana Gets the Almighty Blow-off: Pillar of Fire in Gulf Quotes Pontius Pilate

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Mixing church and state had explosive results when senators in Louisiana designated Sunday as a day of prayer dedicated to "finally putting an end to the disastrous Gulf of Mexico oil spill, for Pete's sake," according to sta...
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Funny story: Tony Hayward's Yacht Sunk by Davy Jones

Tony Hayward's Yacht Sunk by Davy Jones

England - Tony Hayward's boat Bob was leading a yacht race on Saturday when several gigantic tentacles emerged and surrounded his vessel from underneath. The boat was crushed and disappeared from the surface. "It was just horrible," said Sir Elton...
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Funny story: Wreckage of Russian coke sub spotted near Deepwater Horizon rig remains

Wreckage of Russian coke sub spotted near Deepwater Horizon rig remains

Gulf of Mexico - (Crude Mess): Footage from a NASA surveillance satellites shows the remains of a Russian 636M (Varshavyanka) class submarine located close to the seabed burial site of the Deepwater Horizon rig. The Red October - NATO reporting na...
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Funny story: Extraterrestrials Behind Gulf Disaster

Extraterrestrials Behind Gulf Disaster

The Gulf Coast disaster is a ploy by aliens to terraform our planet from it's current ecology to the ecology best suited for their race and biology. A well placed researcher in the scientific community has come forward to confess he and others h...
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Funny story: Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron condemned the nanny state of America and called for an end to intrusive CCTV cameras showing BP's pipe appearing to leak oil. BP, like BA, has never ever been a British company in a British sense since Britain had...
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Funny story: A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found

A Second Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak Has Now Been Found

BOURBON BAYOU, Louisiana - Well it appears that now we have a second oil spill spewing forth in the Gulf of Mexico waters off the coast of Louisiana. Joining the BP's Deepwater Horizon well is Diamond Offshore drilling rig Ocean Saratoga. This oil...
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Funny story: US Declare War On The Sea

US Declare War On The Sea

The US has put its armed forces on standby today following rumours that there may be an impending war with the sea. Robert Gibbs, press secretary for the Whitehouse said, "we have reason to believe that the sea may have weapons of mass destruction...
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Funny story: BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

British Petroleum have loaded a flotilla of ships with lava from the Icelandic volcano in the latest attempt to plug the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico; an operation that BP are calling Cup Pompeii. The ships now face a four thousand mile journey...
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Funny story: President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...
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Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig Begins Gushing Human Blood

Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig Begins Gushing Human Blood

Houston, TX - The one-month old oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico took an unexpected turn today. The leaking crude oil has been replaced by human blood. Deep, red torrents of human blood are now gushing into the Gulf, turning the blue waters a dis...
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