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Funny story: Is Donovan Lloyd The Next Justin Bieber?

Is Donovan Lloyd The Next Justin Bieber?

Although there area lot of similarities between the two, both depending on the internet and in their teens, Lloyd has learned from some of Bieber's mistakes by hiring a Promoter first and planning the release of his songs several months in advance.
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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

BOISE, Idaho - Bon Jovi performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise, and afterwards the band's leader sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. He informed her that after months of rampant speculation he has finally made it offi...
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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...
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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

NEW YORK CITY - There has been all kinds of speculation as to why long time Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has left the band. Band leader Jon Bon Jovi has tried to make it seem like it is a personal problem insinuating that perhaps Richie is de...
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Funny story: Gutarist's Son says he's learned his lesson

Gutarist's Son says he's learned his lesson

Charles Philmore, son of lead guitarist Dave "Mr Happy" Philmore of the prog-rock behemoths Purple Cloud, walked free from prison today after spending threeĀ  of his six month sentence for inciting indolence. Charlie, dressed in knee length buckle boo...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
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Funny story: Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
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Funny story: Arsenal Against Chelsea Best Part Of 'Day To Forget' For Local Man

Arsenal Against Chelsea Best Part Of 'Day To Forget' For Local Man

A local man claims that Saturday will be a day to forget. Mr Gideon Lambrusco claimed to be "minding his own business" when his day just started to unravel for no apparent reason. "I just don't get it," said Mr Lambrusco, 46, of Panfried Garden...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...
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Funny story: Ukuleles Outselling Electric Guitars - So What? Says Local Axeman

Ukuleles Outselling Electric Guitars - So What? Says Local Axeman

News that ukuleles are outselling electric guitars has been welcomed by guitarists. The small four-stringed, guitar-shaped instrument is probably best known for being played by cheeky war-time film comic George "Turned Out Nice Again" Formby. Elvi...
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Funny story: Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn't the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars in his short t...
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Funny story: John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson has been slammed by guitarists for its plans to release a John Lennon "signature" model. Asked by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, to mark his 70th birthday, Gibson plan to release a limited number of specially-built...
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Funny story: Guitar Bash! Former Guitarist For Blue Cheer Arrested For Hitting Critic On The Street With Guitar

Guitar Bash! Former Guitarist For Blue Cheer Arrested For Hitting Critic On The Street With Guitar

Police in Huntington, West Virginia arrested former Blue Cheer guitarist Lee Stephens for beating a man on the street with his guitar. He also hit two others who were asking him to play anywhere but near their park bench where they were trying to sl...
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Funny story: Neil Young Learns New Chord

Neil Young Learns New Chord

(Los Angeles)- Rock legend Neil Young has reportedly learned to play B-flat on the guitar, bringing his total of known chords to six. "It's the first new chord he's learned since 1979," says Young's agent Bob Merlis. "I remember because that's al...
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Funny story: Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Atlanta, GA - While the Beatles version of Rock Band had limited appeal, one company hopes to capture the attention (and dollars) of the masses with the latest entry in the genre, Wham!: Rock Legend. While critics have always respected the band's...
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Funny story: Economy Causes Edgar Winter Group to Discontinue Free Rides

Economy Causes Edgar Winter Group to Discontinue Free Rides

In May of 1973, the Edgar Winter Group won over scores of fans with their upbeat music, carefree style, and promise of a free ride. When the group itself disbanded, its members pledged to continue offering free rides as long as they received mainstr...
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Funny story: UK "Crossroads" claim

UK "Crossroads" claim

The famous story of Robert Johnson (the guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for the ability to play blues at a crossroads in Rosedale, Mississippi in 1930), now has a British counterpart. It transpires that Tony Osmond, lead guitarist with The Barron Knights, had a similar experience on the junction of the B3192 Exeter Road and Luscombe Hill, near Teignmouth Golf Course, outside Dawlish in...
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Funny story: New Saxophone hero game released

New Saxophone hero game released

In response to the overwhelming popularity of games like Guitar Hero, Sony released Saxophone Hero. This weekend saw lines stretching for miles at local electronics stores as the new game hit shelves.
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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