Health secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced plans for the government to send the long term sick and those who are still classified disabled to mainland Europe and the USA.
"We have struck a deal with two pharmaceutical companies." Mr Hunt told t...
Veteran Headline Writer, Herbert "Guinea Pig" Puddles, is at the centre of yet another controversy following reports that he broke into the restaurant of top TV Chef, Hugh Burnley Whippingstool, and ate one of his pet guinea pigs.
The grizzly scen...
Kanye West has won yet another award, this time Best Rap Album at the annual Guinea Pig award show "The Hammy's". He beat many Guinea Pig's to the trophy, many of whom are disappointed with the decision to hand the award to someone from outside the s...
ELDON IA - Mothers here are condemning local guinea pigs for killing thousands of kids. Organized packs of guinea pigs reportedly attacked Eldon, killing nearly 3,160 children, more than Eldon even has. Most of the victims were chewed beyond recognit...
Public demand for guinea pigs after the recent release of the animated motion picture G-Force starring the animals hasn't approached the amount predicted by analysts.
Parents may be thinking twice about purchasing the animals after media campaigns...
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