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Funny story: Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...
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Funny story: President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

Washington, D.C. - Most people consider the Boston Red Sox trade of future baseball god Babe Ruth for a cash loan to finance the No, No, Nanette musical to be the worst trade of all time. But No, No, Nanette, we have a new winner. Over the we...
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Funny story: Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...
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Funny story: Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

After the premiere of Camp X-Ray last week, director Peter Sattler and the cast members Kristen Stewart, Peyman Moaadi and Lane Garrison stopped by a whole group of us to talk about the drama which is about a Guantanamo Bay prison guard. The cast...
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Funny story: The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. Pundits, done-thats and patriots galore seek to sabotage him evermore. These are the things that have turned our fearless leader's head from black to grey in only five short years: Having Military Generals whisper to him that 'they would do a Kennedy' on him if he so much as tried to close Guantanamo Ba...
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Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...
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Funny story: Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Recent research shows that short- term memory and long term focus in older adults can be enhanced by participation in military video games involving blood and slaughter. Killing people in the videos must be accomplished in the space of two or three...
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Funny story: President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...
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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...
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Funny story: Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Obama Administration has declared all Federal Land and Coastal Waters as off-limits to Americans, the Department of Justice [sic] is making it clear that President Obama will get $3.5 TRILLION to spend -- Unconditionally...
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Funny story: Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

CUBA - Prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp are entering day 4 of a hunger strike protesting what they refer to as musical torture in violation of Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions. The prisoners have announced that they will not eat...
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Funny story: Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink. "Asking [Obama] why the 86...
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Funny story: Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

President Barrack Obama announced in a press conference from the White House Rose Garden today that the controversial terrorist detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will be closed by the end of the year. Obama said that detainees will...
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Funny story: Disney Empire buys Guantanamo Bay

Disney Empire buys Guantanamo Bay

Today marks the 10th anniversary of the opening of the U.S. military detention camp for terrorist suspects at the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba; it is also the day that the Disney Empire beat off competition to purchase the camp. Disney h...
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Funny story: US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

Amid reports that American spy networks have intercepted communications from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan indicating plans for a terrorist strike in New York or maybe Hoboken, both cities have heightened their security and even pulled out the fam...
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Funny story: Employment Opportunities Abound for Gitmo Detainees

Employment Opportunities Abound for Gitmo Detainees

At today's White House Press Briefing, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that up to 25% of all former detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, subsequently have been found to be engaged in either acts of terrorism in the Middle East or as Taliban inte...
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Funny story: Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Around a dozen men left colour blind during an all expenses paid trip to Guantanamo Bay who later went on to accuse the British security forces of colluding in their subsequent torture, are to donate the millions they receive in compensation from the...
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