PHOENIX - The Fishcracker sisters of Phoenix have always felt that they were kind of unique compared to other girls.
The three sisters Dolly, 49; Lolly, 47; and Golly, 46; daughters of Silas and Polly Fishcracker noticed when they reached puberty...
To many, he's the amazing Spider-Man. But he's not that amazing to the owners of a gym on the upper East side of Manhattan. They had given him a temporary pass to use the gym facilities, but they're not pleased with his behavior. They've confirmed what was only a rumor: that they've turned down Spidey for permanent membership.
These are the reasons they gave:
-- Spider-Man refuses to us...
Roberta Reporter, on the entertainment beat of a local newspaper, got the surprise of her life last night when she happened to be at an electronics store after closing time. It turned out that the TVs awaiting sale were throwing themselves a big bash to celebrate the 70th birthday of their family.
Roberta learned that it was in July of 1941 that commercial television was born. "A different...
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