As the weather in Britain worsens and turns freezing, the gritters are out in force. In one borough of East Manchester the gritters have been asked not to take short cuts this year.
"We're not talking about only half filling the bucket, or failure...
Residents in Bolton were left fuming after tens of complaints went to the local council with a mere shrug in reply.
With the news released that the Northwest ran out of grit for the roads in 1972, and is not expecting another delivery until 2021,...
In a startling admission by the FA, it has come to light that they believe that England is finally running out of grit.
"Gone are the days when you'd see Stuart Pearce running around screaming in a manly manner come hell or high water at anything...
West Berkshire Council today ran out of road salt for the roads around Newbury, and resorted to a novel solution - vehicles fitted with tyres made solely from bacon.
'The bacon ploughs have been designed to get through the toughest conditions,' sa...
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