Like the Grinch, seems Willard "Mitt" Romney will have some fast explaining to do to Santa Claus for stealing Christmas and sending Sensata Technologies from Freeport, Illinois, to a slave labor factory in China. Thanks to a recent Bain Capital pur...
Now the middle of classes were middler than most
They had oodles of things on which they could boast.
They had cars, and houses, and TVs and more
They were boasting and boasting of goodies galore.
Til one day the bottom all dropped out from under
The middle of classes was torn quite asunder.
The greed of the 1% people with money
Decided to steal all the milk and the honey.
There'd be n...
Highly popular yet grossly misunderstood, 'Mr. Grinch' today launched his new brand of men and women's fashion.
The label, "GCUK" or "Grinch Connection Undoes Kristmas" promotes faux green fur in their line of fashion and a detest for anything rem...
Washington--The U.S. Senate has announced the appointment of a sub committee, Government Research Into Nonessential Christmas Habits (GRINCH) to be headed by Senator Jacob Marley. The committee of three wise Senators, plan to visit the Holy land, North Pole and Lapland. Among the organizations and interested parties expected to testify with their concerns, are:
Federal Aviation Administration (...
Bah Humbug! Sometimes you just want to be a grinch. Celebrate your inner grinch by being a grouch and frowning on the festive glow of the holidays.
Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.
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