An estimated 47 Rwandan lowland silverback gorillas today stormed the Palace of Westminster to protest against climate change.
The gorillas reached the roof and got up to lots of gorilla malarkey, such as throwing down turds on watching policemen...
The remains of missing UK hippy tree hugger Lesley Mandleson has been found today in the Amazon rainforest where he was attempting fend to off illegal logging by tying himself to trees.
Rescue worker Fidel Ramerez said, "Ok, this guy (26, beard) w...
ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties...
Kermit the Frog has stunned his fans with claims that it isn't easy being green.
His views have come as no surprise to fans of The Muppet Show.
In a separate move, radical Greenpeace protesters have sailed the Gazguzzler, their massive former...
Greenpeace has succeeded in ensuring the Japanese whaling fleet's total catch was below quota.
The Wombles, those pointy-nosed furry creatures that mope about on Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish, have been recruited as consultants by the Green Party, it has been revealed.
Washington, D.C. - Though officially non-partisan, Greenpeace has called on the Democratic Party, its closest ally in Washington, to stop its assault on their mutual political foe, the GOP, inadvertently coming to their rescue in asking the Democrati...
Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
Greenpeace is looking for a few good naked volunteers in a bid to meet recruitment goals. "It's a tried and true formula: naked women bring in hoards of men," said one Greenpeace administrator. After a short period of hazing, the volunt...
Earth friendly lobbyists and worldwide measures to reduce the effects of greenhouse gases are leading to complete economic ruin.
Al Gore took up a new residence yesterday. The former Vice President and budding documentary film star moved into a cave commune, leaving behind his 10,000 square foot mansion and its heated pool.
San Francisco, California - Jubilation quickly turned into worry as marine biologists wokeup this morning only to find the wayward whales, Delta and Dawn, which they had been trying to get to swim back down the Sacramento River, were missing. They we...