To many, he's the amazing Spider-Man. But he's not that amazing to the owners of a gym on the upper East side of Manhattan. They had given him a temporary pass to use the gym facilities, but they're not pleased with his behavior. They've confirmed what was only a rumor: that they've turned down Spidey for permanent membership.
These are the reasons they gave:
-- Spider-Man refuses to us...
The new reviews of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," which finally had its official opening night on Broadway, are in. They are quite good, at least better than the reviews of the preview performances.
They SHOULD be good, as they've been bought...
The Green Goblin, wearing a green jumpsuit, was arraigned in a Manhattan courtroom early this morning.
In a shocking turn of events, he's accused of tampering with theater sets and props and causing the accidents that have plagued the new Broadwa...
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