A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts.
Normally Wisconsinites are the most normal people you can get, excepting of course people from Madison who many suspect escaped from the space ship that crashed at Roswell. Wisconsinites are so normal that No...
GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads.
The reigning Super Bowl cham...
Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin.
A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement.
The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Wash...
DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions.
Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...
Green Bay Wisconsin--John "St. Vincent" O'Neill (Packers' fan dressed like a bishop) was letting local Packers' fans and the Packers organization know that he, like many other Packers' fans, drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long.
"I was...
YPSILANTI, Michigan - Sarah Palin told a crowd of supporters gathered at a Dunkin Donuts parking lot that if she is elected president she will be making a big change in the sports world.
The former ex-governor of Alaska who says she is a die-hard...
AVOCADO HEIGHTS - Miley Cyrus was having lunch with her father the former country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.
She and her dad were discussing her future and in what direction she exactly wants it to...
GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning."
The Packers front office has stated that they would lik...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it.
Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGo...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska and mother to the third best dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was recently asked by a reporter for Sports Territory Magazine who she had picked to win the NCAA "March Madness" Tournament.
The ex-future mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston, paused for a moment. She looked out her...
CHICAGO - The National Football League's Safety Governing Council is currently meeting to discuss ways in which to make the game of professional football safer.
In the past groundbreaking new rules and regulations have included innovations such as...
Using legal chicanery during the absence of 14 Democrat senators, Wisconsin governor Scott Walker and the Republican legislatures successfully busted the collective bargaining rights of the Green Bay Packers.
"Since they are the only team in Ameri...
A player on the world championship Green Bay Packers football team says that he doesn't expect his team to win two Super Bowls in a row.
"The odds are high against it", stated the player who asked not to be identified for obvious reasons.
"It's...
GREEN BAY - Aaron Rodgers replaced Brett Favre as the Green Bay Packers quarterback three years ago and after winning the 2011 Super Bowl and being named its MVP, which Favre never was, Rodgers is now enjoying hearing all of the Packer fans ask "Bret...
A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl.
Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...
DALLAS - The Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25. Christina Aguilera flubbed the words to the Stars Spangled Banner and Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performed at halftime yelling, hollering, and screaming so loud that the Dallas Police Department actually issued them a citation for 'disturbing the peace.'
TEN LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLV (45)
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Green Bay, WI - The exhilaration of winning the Super Bowl for fans of the Green Bay Packers turned to anger and disbelieve today. Captain George Hanson of the city police department informed returning residents that a well coordinated team of profe...