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Funny story: The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

The Ultimate Fantasy Football- Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The 2014 Super Bowl.

Far beyond the reaches of normal men's consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock, but are fluid and flexible, and not confined to history's limiting pages. All the conditions that led to so many 'historical' events, be they political, military, or even that m...
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.
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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

Aaron Rodgers Returns And Leads The Green Bay Packers Past The Chicago Bears And Into The NFL Playoffs

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe. Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...
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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers had no problem beating the Washington Redskins who are now winless in their first two games. Rodgers had a phenomenal day as he passed for 480 yards and threw 4 touchdown passes as the Packers beat the Redskins 38...
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started. But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block. A front off...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers have just done something that no other NFL team in recent memory has ever done. They have just cut four quarterbacks, B.J. Coleman, Vince Young, Derek Mango, and Hunter Dillstromdinger and are now left with only o...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

GREEN BAY - Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was back in Green Bay visiting one of his uncles. He was asked by Ambrose Appomattox, a reporter with The Turnstile Review, if he knew that the Packers had just released four of their te...
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Funny story: Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

LANSING, Michigan - The Michigan state senate acting on the wishes of the citizens of Michigan has just voted 27-11 to ban the cheesehead hats worn by Green Bay Packer fans. State Senator Arthur H. Turntittle, 56, [R-Kalamazoo] told Sporting Chanc...
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Funny story: Packer Backer Quackers

Packer Backer Quackers

A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts. Normally Wisconsinites are the most normal people you can get, excepting of course people from Madison who many suspect escaped from the space ship that crashed at Roswell. Wisconsinites are so normal that No...
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads. The reigning Super Bowl cham...
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Funny story: Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin. A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Gets An Apology From A U.S. Senator Who Said She Has A Caboose Like Kim Kardashian's

Michelle Obama Gets An Apology From A U.S. Senator Who Said She Has A Caboose Like Kim Kardashian's

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement. The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Wash...
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Funny story: The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions. Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...
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Funny story: Saint Vincent claims he drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long

Saint Vincent claims he drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long

Green Bay Wisconsin--John "St. Vincent" O'Neill (Packers' fan dressed like a bishop) was letting local Packers' fans and the Packers organization know that he, like many other Packers' fans, drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long. "I was...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Sarah Palin told a crowd of supporters gathered at a Dunkin Donuts parking lot that if she is elected president she will be making a big change in the sports world. The former ex-governor of Alaska who says she is a die-hard...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Why 'Surprisingly' She Reached Out To Charlie Sheen

Miley Cyrus Reveals Why 'Surprisingly' She Reached Out To Charlie Sheen

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - Miley Cyrus was having lunch with her father the former country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos. She and her dad were discussing her future and in what direction she exactly wants it to...
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning." The Packers front office has stated that they would lik...
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