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Funny story: Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Providence, RI, and Athens, Gr -- Usually, it's a case of finders keepers, losers weepers. Not this time, though. A "prominent collector" in Rhode Island (which, despite its name, is not actually an island) relinquished his claims to ownership...
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Funny story: George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

New York - The Ancient Greek artefucts were saved from ruination on the Parthenon, a sculpted frieze atop the Athens Acropolis, by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin and British ambassador to the Ottoman Empire from 1799 -1803. Today their continued...
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Funny story: "The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

"The Enlightenment... Reason Triumphing" - A New Movie

Hollywood Freemasons in a bid to spruce up their new image ... "we are not a secret society but a society with secrets"... and to mark their coming out of hiding after five centuries of back-room shenanigans, have financed and written a movie called "The Enlightenment". Despite psychotic editing and direction, loony tunes story line, atrocious acting, idiot dialogue and extravagantly corny s...
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Funny story: Protesters march about Greece or something

Protesters march about Greece or something

Across the UK, protest marches have been held to show "solidarity" with the Greek people. A thousand turned up in London, and a few hundred in other cities. Head organiser Noah Dear held a small press conference for the two journalists who had tur...
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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Faliraki Economic Conference

Quentin Kelp MP - Faliraki Economic Conference

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week and it's all because I launched Kelpileaks. The KelpiLeaks "Bullshit and Disinformation File" is clearly the most popular section and I already have such a fast growing network of volunteers feeding in 5 Star Bullshit that I was thinking of recalling Anthea (my PA) from her holiday in Faliraki (which is somewhere in Greece) to deal with the respo...
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Funny story: A Bird's Eye View of the State of Affairs in Greece

A Bird's Eye View of the State of Affairs in Greece

Want to wonder why Greece is so mistrusted by the rest of the EU? Could be that after we pass laws, nobody acts on them? Example, it was voted ten months ago that members of the public sector would have their salaries cut by 30% - a part of the public sector comprising of electricians, phone and electric workers - the highly paid group of public workers - also they would no longer receive th...
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Funny story: Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Athens - Don't stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe's economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. "Greek yogurt has more protein than regular yogurt. It tastes...
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Funny story: New document shows Plato complaining about Ancient Olympic opening ceremony

New document shows Plato complaining about Ancient Olympic opening ceremony

A document over 2000 years old has been recently discovered, in which famous Greek philosopher Plato complains about having to sit through a lengthy opening ceremony at the Ancient Olympics. Not usually known as a cynic, Plato nevertheless seemed to...
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Funny story: D L Misty On The Olympic Torch

D L Misty On The Olympic Torch

If there's one thing I can't stand it's the Olympics. Another thing I can't stand is all this talk about the weather. You know, 'Oh how terrible the weather is, you wouldn't think it was June', that kind of talk. The other week I was in a shop buying some picture hooks when I heard the woman behind the counter saying 'isn't the weather dreadful? You wouldn't know it was June'. Apart from the fact...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...
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Funny story: Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago. "We are bowled over by this dis...
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Funny story: Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Athens - Greece has voted to print the Euro locally. According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonhishass, head of the Greek bank, the measure adopted will have Greece create money out of nothing. Greece will not return to the Drachma, but continue with the...
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Funny story: Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

From Independent News Agencies in Lisbon and a Portuguese cabdriver named Mac-The German freighter. "Bilderburger" was commandeered by "Yoder (the Boater) Geronimo and his gang of naval carpenters who quickly raised a barn around the ship and tra...
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Funny story: Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Angry tourists gathered in Athens today as it emerged that Greece has ceased trading. The news emerged as German bailiffs closed in to recover unpaid bailout funds. In the words of one, Mr Hans Offenkraut: "When we broke into the country this...
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Funny story: Merkel to push German borders over Europe

Merkel to push German borders over Europe

CHANTILLY VA - According to our mole at the Build-a-bugger conference, Angela Merkel has agreed to extend the borders of Germany over the entire Euro-zone. "We have some old maps in our files that we can place on the table. We would hate to waste...
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Funny story: Greece Sues to Settle Debt - So long Art

Greece Sues to Settle Debt - So long Art

ATHENS - Today, the Greek government has decided to take "extreme" measures to address its financial problems. A three-pronged legal attacks is expected to be filed Monday in every major world capital, "Demanding back payments for centuries worth of...
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Funny story: Greece to leave Eurozone

Greece to leave Eurozone

It is looking increasingly likely that Greece, sooner or later, will leave the eurozone. One of their leaders, Democratios Roussos, warned of the dangers if they didn't, citing low points in the popular Eurovision song Contest. Drastic measures h...
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