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Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Funny story: Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...

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NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...

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Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...

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China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

Funny story: China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...

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Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Funny story: Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people. Suddenly being reminded about the Norther...

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Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

Funny story: Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

EU seismoligists have predicted a rather huge volcanic eruption after January 1st in the Balkan area and warn about a huge wave, likeable to a tsunami, that will travel westwards and smother all low-lying countries including the UK. The tsunami wi...

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China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Funny story: China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...

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China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...

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The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

Funny story: The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

HONG KONG - One of China's leading news agencies The Ying Yang News Agency is reporting that government inspectors have reported that recent inspections of The Great Wall of China have turned up some shocking discoveries. It appears that due to de...

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Great Wall of China ads

Funny story: Great Wall of China ads

In a bid to raise some much needed cash, China will be auctioning off advertising space on the Great Wall. Widely, and inaccurately, described as the only man made structure visible from space, China believes that advertisers will flock to the Wall t...

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Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Funny story: Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists, who have been studying The Great Wall of China in an effort to discover how it has lasted so long without crumbling, now release their latest finding.....bricks are held together by sticky rice. Apparently, sticky rice was fed to worke...

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Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

Funny story: Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

President George Bush was criticized by many for attending last months Olympics in Beijing, China. The country is widely known for it's horrendous human rights record and limitations on basic freedoms. Many called for the leader to boycott the games...

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