Ronnie Biggs is now a VICTIM of crime. His mobility scooter has been vandalized.
He isn't receiving much sympathy from the general public who say, 'What goes around, comes around.'
Someone 'out there' has been waiting a long, long time to get...
The Home Secretary, The Rt. Hon. Jock Strap, has today granted a pardon to the former great train robber Ronnie Biggs.
Mr Strap said that Mr Biggs was free to pack his bags and leave his home for the past few months, ward 4, bed 2, (no mobiles all...
A Great Train Robber must remain in jail. A man of straw, speaking on behalf of the Government, said "He's never even said that he was sorry for what he's done. This is something that is central to this Government's policy on crime. If you say sorry...
Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after prison staff at the establishment where he is completing his 30-year sentence, denied claims from local residents that he had been the recipient of Waterboard...
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