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John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

Funny story: John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

John Travolta has accepted a role in the latest epic to hit the silver screen that has nothing to do Grease lightning; no it's Greece Frightening! John will play the role of Greek Prime Minister Tsipras who finally thrust a slippery blade through...

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MPs sickened by Vertigo

A British poll that resulted in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo being named as the greatest film of all time has caused outrage in the British parliament. Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt agreed to demands yesterday from furious MPs for a judicial inq...

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Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Funny story: Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Actor Jeff Conaway, the beloved star of the movie "Grease", has passed away at age 60, five days after being hospitalized for APS, this according to his hangers-on. APS (Acute Pinsky Syndrome) is a rare disease that usually only affects those who...

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Marty Maraschino...Like The Cherry

Ponder with me, if you will, a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now imagine that YOU are a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now, I can say with a reasonable certainty that you, as a cherry, would be a most boring person to converse with. So I ask you, why? But before I do, let us consider a few points. First and foremos...

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John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

Funny story: John Travolta And Olivia Newton John To Star In 'Grease'

Our resident crackhead reporter in Hollywood, Paul Gollum, reports that plans are afoot for production of what will probably be the greatest musical movie ever made. For ten- year olds. Grease. It would appear that John Travolta and Olivia Newt...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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