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World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

Funny story: World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...

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Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity

Funny story: Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity

Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting. "When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need...

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Why has no one punished Russia for what they did to Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"?

Funny story: Why has no one punished Russia for what they did to Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"?

Russia hasn't been a popular country over the last week or so with the world. Their passing of the anti-gay legislation, their illegal invasion of the Crimea. However somewhere lost amongst the chaos, there has been an issue that no one has even thought about addressing, perhaps because we're so blinded by liberal rage. I'm of course talking about the Russian's poor treatment of Sandra Bullock in...

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President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

Funny story: President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...

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Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...

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Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

HOLLYWOOD - Austin-native Sandra Bullock was disappointed that she did not win the Oscar for Best Actress. The Academy Award Show which was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was held at the luxurious Dolby Theater which recently had...

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Harry Connick, Jr. - Yes, I Love Sandra Bullock, But I'm Married

LOS ANGELES - Singing sensation Harry Connick, Jr., has said that there is one actress that he really and truly admires and that woman is Sandra Bullock. Harry recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Sandy has everything that a...

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Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...

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George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Lock Lips At Lake Como

Funny story: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock Lock Lips At Lake Como

NEW YORK CITY - The word filtering out of Italy is that George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have become quite close on their movie promotion trip to Italy. Clooney and Bullock traveled to Venice to promote their latest movie Gravity. But as local...

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People weigh less in Blackpool after Fracking test

Funny story: People weigh less in Blackpool after Fracking test

The Iconic Blackpool Tower, the symbol of release for the Working Man, is two inches taller today after a Fracking experiment just outside Blackpool. "We think that some of the gravity in Blackpool has leaked out," said Guy Gordon, an anti-frackin...

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NASA reveals why Americans and Brits are obese

Funny story: NASA reveals why Americans and Brits are obese

NASA's global gravity survey satellite launched last month has revealed why Americans and the British are classified as becoming more obese than other nations, while continents like Africa have more skinny people. "They have mapped in fine detail...

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Anti-gravity kitchen utensils invented for arguing couples

Funny story: Anti-gravity kitchen utensils invented for arguing couples

Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking. The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary...

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Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

Funny story: Gravity, Time, Celestial Mechanics... All Bastards Says Local Woman

A local woman has lashed out at the workings of the universe following the realisation that her birthday fell on a Sunday. She claims that if the universe had been better arranged, she would not face going to work on Monday with a hangover. Mrs...

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Supermoon Responsible for Above-Average Bowling Scores

Funny story: Supermoon Responsible for Above-Average Bowling Scores

The full moon of March 19th, being touted as the 'supermoon' due to its increased size and brightness is having an effect on the bowling scores of millions of bowlers across America. Once average and sub-average bowlers are now scoring above 250 and...

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Seb Coe says we'll see athletes rising to the challenge in next years Olympic Games

Funny story: Seb Coe says we'll see athletes rising to the challenge in next years Olympic Games

The announcement from NASA that gravitational changes are beginning to influence the weight of objects on our planet - making them to behave less heavy as a result of the gradual alignment of all the planets in the solar system (they will all be in a...

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Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

Funny story: Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

London UK - A living relative of Henry Smyth, a metaphysical alchemist, who occupied the house next to Sir Isaac Newton's home on Cameron Lane claims his ancestors discovered gravity. The distant relative has a journal page written by his forbear dat...

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Historian Disproves Newton's Apple Theorem

Funny story: Historian Disproves Newton's Apple Theorem

A leading academic yesterday dismissed the commonly held belief that Sir Isaac Newton formulated his theory of gravity after being struck on the head by an apple as "absolute fucking crap." Professor Hienk Hungrossen of Reading University said,"It...

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Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

Funny story: Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...

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