There was a near miss for Grassington last Sunday when a massive tractor pulling a 'really wide' load up Main Street failed to squeeze through the gap between the Foresters' Arms pub and the Dales Bookshop.
The load consisted of a huge tank of ch...
The Rev. Hugh Dunnett, Vicar of St Michael's Church in Wharfedale, was distressed to learn about another act of suspected vandalism.
Workman checking out the tower noticed that the lead was missing.
"It had been up there on the roof for year...
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