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Funny story: 83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just announced that Sophie Higginwax of Denver is the oldest pot shop owner in the entire state of Colorado. The 83-year-old great-grandmother has just purchased The Grass Is Always Greener Marijuana Shop in down...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...
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Funny story: Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

DENVER - Colorado state Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] presided at the ribbon cutting ceremonies at The Wacky Weed Pot Shop. Ollie Rushmill, owner of the Wacky Weed, is the first pot shop owner in Colorado to have a drive-thru window at his m...
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Funny story: Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana. And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
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Funny story: Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture. Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Color...
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Funny story: 873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

DENVER - Law enforcement officers have reported that they have confiscated 873 pounds of counterfeit marijuana that was being sold in a Denver marijuana shop. Officer Winthrop Tanninfaust, Jr., with the DPD said that the fake pot looked, smelled,...
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Funny story: Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

ASPEN, Colorado - Local authorities have commented that since January 1, 2014, the sale of marijuana seeds is outselling the sale of sunflower seeds by an astounding 700 to 1 ratio. Fisher "Sinsemilla" Vittypoof, 28, owner of The Giggling Weed See...
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Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...
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Funny story: Network Wages War on Grass

Network Wages War on Grass

HOLLYWOOD - A&E presents the new original real-life series "Grass Wars," which follows two suburban homeowners and - their lawns. Audiences can tune in each weeknight for three full hours to watch their grass grow starting at 7pm Eastern/ 6pm CST...
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Funny story: More evolution miracles!

More evolution miracles!

Fans of stupid theories are celebrating again as the religion of evolution presents yet another miracle to behold. Loons posing as scientists claim to have discovered the oldest living thing on earth, some seagrass which they have the nerve to sug...
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Funny story: Students Arrested for Selling Homosexual Lawn Grass

Students Arrested for Selling Homosexual Lawn Grass

DES MOINES: Several students in Des Moines, Iowa have been arrested for allegedly selling homosexual lawn grass. The arrest comes after several men started to complain of unusual and unnatural feelings for the same sex. The special grass, a uni...
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Funny story: Port Dover, Ontario. Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

Port Dover, Ontario. Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

A Canadian couple were arrested yesterday in the small tourist town of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada. Port Dover, is famous for its Lake Erie Perch which can be purchased at many eateries dotted around the town, and for 'Footlong Hot Dogs' which can...
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Funny story: Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day-changing health scare. Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...
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Funny story: Today, I Walked Through Grass.

Today, I Walked Through Grass.

People, I know you've had a hard go of it these past few months. Shoot, we all have. But if I might draw your attention to one concept that might make your day a little better, or a little bit worse depending on your social status, I think that you will, but maybe you won't, appreciate it. Throughout the rich and prosperous history of our country, many different people have been persecuted beca...
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Funny story: Man who eats Grass & Weeds to appear on Freaky eaters

Man who eats Grass & Weeds to appear on Freaky eaters

A man who eats only grass and weeds is to appear on Freaky Eaters the television programme about strange eating habits. Li Sanju aged 50, began eating nothing but grass and weeds two years ago. Li claims that since changing his diet he has been...
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Funny story: Important Findings In University Study

Important Findings In University Study

A university has published it's finding's on the often quoted saying 'the grass is always greener on the other side'. The £51,000,000 study, funded by taxpayers, was commissioned by Barry Twatt of the University of Life And Cultural Science in Twi...
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Funny story: People Eating Grass

People Eating Grass

In order to supplement their diets during these lean times, many U.S. citizens are resorting to eating grass. "Grass is awesome," Barry Bovine of Seattle, Washington recently remarked. "You just have to make sure you don't put a lot of chemicals...
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Funny story: Let the grass grow

Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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