Trillions of people -- and other sentient beings all across the universe -- are positively catatonic in anticipation of the 2015 Hyper Bowl, scheduled to take place on March 1.
In a press conference held this past Sunday, event promoter Max Blowha...
Members of the Red Pencil Faction of the P.L.O. (Pedants for Literacy Organization) clashed with riot police on the steps of the Library of Congress yesterday morning. Carrying signs that read "'Irregardless' is Not a Word!" and "'General Consensus'...
ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word.
This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...
A scientific interdisciplinary body is berating evolutionists for not establishing the Theory of Evolution as a fact. U.S.E. (Useful Science Electorate) says "Not only has nothing of practical use come from this theory, but they also have not even pr...
The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...
Dear Fantasie's, Keyport, NJ:
I write to you about the sign in front of your building. It is, in a word, disgusting.
As the only strip club in the Borough of Keyport, I assume you have been cleared by the Borough's buildings department, so you must not be breaking any law, per-se, but that hideous, revolting sign, which looms high above your presence on Route 36, the busiest street in our B...
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Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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