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Tragedy As Graffiti Artists Hit By Freight Train

Funny story: Tragedy As Graffiti Artists Hit By Freight Train

Darwinism strikes again as three graffiti artists have been hit by a freight train in Brixton. British Transport Police are treating the deaths as "unexplained" but a worker filling in an accident form at the scene was found to have filled in the...

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Banksy Unmasked?

Funny story: Banksy Unmasked?

We met up with the perpetually elusive Brit artist Banksy at a pub in Soho London, the same pub ironically where J.K Rowling allegedly met her future publishing agent Christopher Little. Banksy wore a woollen mask and shades. Our reporter from "Hoodwinked" recorded the conversation. An Interview with Banksy Q. Would you call yourself a capitalist? B. No way. Loathe it. Q. Why do you st...

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Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

Funny story: Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

PARIS - French authorities are investigating one of the worst cases of graffiti they have ever seen. France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the graffiti is definitely the work of the terrorist organization known as The Taliban.

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China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...

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Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

Funny story: Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Canadian tough guy wannabe, Justin Bieber is at it once again. While visiting Brazil to perform some concerts he got carried away and tagged the walls of the hotel where he was staying as well as the wall of his expens...

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Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

Funny story: Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.

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A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

Funny story: A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

NEW YORK CITY - Just when many folks figured that there could be no one flakier, nuttier, and fruitier than Lindsay Lohan along comes Amanda Bynes to prove them wrong. The former Nickelodeon star has already shown that she is following in Lilo's f...

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Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Funny story: Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...

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Graffiti Discovered at a Stone Circle in Britain

Funny story: Graffiti Discovered at a Stone Circle in Britain

Northumberland UK: Graffiti has been discovered on an unearthed surface of a pillar that forms part of an ancient stone circle, after the large megalith was knocked over by a thunderstorm. Ruins of prehistoric Bronze Age and older stone monuments...

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Virulent strain of graffiti gripping the country

A dangerously ugly strain of graffiti is threatening to sweep major cities in the North. It is believed to have been brought back by British tourists returning from the Spanish Costas, where it has been rife in recent years. In the last week, t...

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Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Archaeologists studying cave paintings in a dig in France have translated one set that has caused a shift in scientific thought. While once thought to portray a sense of history, they now think that cave paintings are just early graffiti. Dr. Cly...

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London Probation Truss community payback scheme to daub anti-royal wedding graffiti on Tube station tunnels

Funny story: London Probation Truss community payback scheme to daub anti-royal wedding graffiti on Tube station tunnels

London - In a classic 'Romans Go Home' moment a gang of ex-cons has offered to daub London Tube tunnels with Fuck The Royal Wedding graffiti. They are said to be outraged at a Westmonster City Council rival scheme to use day-release offenders to s...

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The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

Funny story: The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

HONG KONG - One of China's leading news agencies The Ying Yang News Agency is reporting that government inspectors have reported that recent inspections of The Great Wall of China have turned up some shocking discoveries. It appears that due to de...

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Banksy Targeted By DCI Dick Bastard Of The Yard

Funny story: Banksy Targeted By DCI Dick Bastard Of The Yard

Maverick graffiti artist, Banksy, whose work sells for tens of thousands of pounds in galleries around the world, yet whose identity remains a mystery, has been singled out for identification and subsequent arrest by Scotland Yard as the police get s...

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Scotland Vows To Stop Graffiti Vandals

Funny story: Scotland Vows To Stop Graffiti Vandals

GLASGOW, Scotland - The director of the Scottish People's Anti-Vandalism League Glenbuck Dumfries has stated that acts of vandalism involving graffiti have now reached epidemic proportions. He pointed out that vandals are spray painting schools, b...

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Apostrophe Apostasy: Retired Gordon Highlander declared "Vandal" in Royal Tunbridge Wells

Funny story: Apostrophe Apostasy: Retired Gordon Highlander declared "Vandal" in Royal Tunbridge Wells

ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS (TS.com) - Stefan Gatward, a 62-year old resident of St. John's Close in Tunbridge Wells served with distiction as a solider in the Gordon Highlanders Regiment in the 1960's. He yet fights the good fight, so to speak, as he...

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Vandals Deface World Famous Las Vegas Sign

Funny story: Vandals Deface World Famous Las Vegas Sign

LAS VEGAS - Independent Security Guard Dibber Dunphy said that as he was making his rounds he looked up at the Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada sign and noticed that someone had tagged it with graffiti. Dunphy immediately called the Las Vegas...

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Writing's on the Wall For Poo-etry Corner

Funny story: Writing's on the Wall For Poo-etry Corner

A West London poet today unveiled his latest anthology, written entirely on the wall in a public lavatory in Ealing. Ed Ponse, a little known author, claimed to have been inspired to write the prose after a particularly lengthy visit to the loo l...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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