Fought Collins, Colorado - Experimental execution drugs for Death Row inmates have been approved by the State's legislature.
Colorado's Governor John Hickenlooper said this morning he'd been moved by harrowing testimony describing inmates' unconv...
Denver, Colorado - "The atmosphere here in the Highest State has significantly improved since we banned toxic nocturnal emissions," the Colorado Governor said today, "many of which were contributing to the uh, glow ball warming effect."
Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...
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