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Funny story:  Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

SAN ANTONIO - The former star of Desperate Housewives recently commented that she is seriously thinking about running for political office. The attractive, svelte actress, who was once married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, told Political...
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Funny story:  Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

After months of speculation the identity of the next governor of the Bank of England has been revealed as Olly Murs. George Osborne stunned the city by announcing that Olly Murs, the runner-up in the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, will repl...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

BEVERLY HILLS - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California, Arnold "The Player" Schwarzenegger, has just said that he is in the market for a brand new maid. The 65-year-old actor told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that th...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

NEW ORLEANS - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to the Big Easy on a promotional book tour for his latest book titled Total Recall - My Story of Loving, Lusting, and Lap Mingling. He was interviewed by several reporters with the entertainment in...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t...
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Funny story:  Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...
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Funny story:  Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Gigantic Fat Ass

Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Gigantic Fat Ass

A new website, which will not receive a free plug herein, is knocking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's millionaire status and cholesterol levels in a series of new ads. "Governor Christie cut our schools, women's health care and our public saf...
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Funny story:  Scott Walker Begs Koch Brothers to Release Him from Pact

Scott Walker Begs Koch Brothers to Release Him from Pact

While Scott Walker says he doesn't want to compare his relationship with the Koch Brothers as being akin to selling your soul to the devil, seeing as he's a devout Christian and all, his friends say he is feeling the heat being turned up on him and,...
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Funny story:  Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Threatens To Return To Acting (Or Let's Make That 'Making Movies')

Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Threatens To Return To Acting (Or Let's Make That 'Making Movies')

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The former governor of the great earthquake state of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger has told his agent that he is itching to return to making movies, which is his third love behind looking at his biceps and kissing his semi-prett...
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Funny story:  Rick Lazio Disappears

Rick Lazio Disappears

The tide appears to be turning in the NY GOP Governor primary. Rick Lazio is dropping off the media radar screen, and Carl Paladino is gaining in the polls. "Lazio's just not sexy," said columnist Fred Dicker, "Paladino is more entertaining, with...
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Funny story:  Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

The Carl Paladino campaign announced a new contest today for supporters to help choose a nickname for the Governor candidate, hoping it will help him compete with Little Ricky (Rick Lazio) and the Cuomo-nator (Andrew Cuomo). Early results in the c...
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Funny story:  Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis, the actress from Sex and the City, today endorsed her namesake Kristin Davis (aka The Manhattan Madam) in the NY race for Governor. Madam Davis is running an outsider campaign promising to legalize marijuana and prostitution. Th...
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Funny story:  Rick Lazio Interview

Rick Lazio Interview

Rick Lazio, a GOP candidate, met your correspondent to discuss his campaign to become Governor of New York: Rick Andrew Carl: The mainstream press seems to think Andrew Cuomo will win this race running away, and the polls back them up. How can you win? RL: The press judges things too early. We'll keep delivering our message to the voters. RAC: What is your message? RL: People are tire...
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Funny story:  Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Carl Paladino picked up a key endorsement today from Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. Paladino, a Tea Party Republican, is running for Governor in New York. Speaking at the Ellicott Center in Buffalo, Schumer spoke warmly of the candidate: "Carl...
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Funny story:  Rick Lazio Surges In New Poll

Rick Lazio Surges In New Poll

NY Governor candidate Rick Lazio is leading Andrew Cuomo in the latest poll. In a contest between the two, Lazio was favored by 48 percent. Cuomo was close behind at 45 percent. The poll, conducted jointly by the Stern Business School at NYU and T...
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Funny story:  Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino, a candidate for NY Governor, denied today that he'd had sex with a horse. Paladino was responding to allegations from website WNYMedia, which had previously criticized him for e-mailing a pornographic video of a woman having equine sex...
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Funny story:  New York Governor Race: Breakdown

New York Governor Race: Breakdown

Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses. Due to intense public interest in the...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast

Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.

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