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Funny story: Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

RUSTIC GAP, Maryland - The residents of the western part of Maryland say that they are fed up with the governor telling them that they can't do this and they can't do that. And for that reason there is a strong movement in the western part of the...
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Funny story: The Colorado Governor's Mansion Could Be Getting A New Name

The Colorado Governor's Mansion Could Be Getting A New Name

DENVER - There is a movement in the state of Colorado to rename the Governor's Mansion. Reports are that many marijuana enthusiasts in the Rocky Mountain State want to name the governor's mansion Grassland. And there are some Coloradans who wan...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
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Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
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Funny story: Colorado's Governor Addresses The Talk About Adding A Marijuana Plant To The State's Flag

Colorado's Governor Addresses The Talk About Adding A Marijuana Plant To The State's Flag

DENVER - Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado has been asked by many of his state's citizens to issue a Governor's Proclamation which would add a pot plant to the state flag. The governor stated that although he respects the rights of all Colora...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado

Charlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado

Colorado might have a new sheen to it in the next few years, Charlie Sheen that is! The actor recently publicly announced that there is a slight chance that he might run for Governor. "I really like what the state has done with their entertainme...
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Funny story: North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

BISMARCK, North Dakota - Due to the high incidence of people coming down with the flu, colds, and allergies, the governor's office has just issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits anyone in the state of North Dakota from engaging in French kiss...
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Funny story: Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Texas- Last night under the cover of darkness, the entire city of Austin slipped out of the state. Hank Perkins, a resident of the nearby town of Waco said he thought he heard something, but decided to wait until the morning to investigate. "W...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked...
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Funny story: Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

Eva Longoria Says She Has Political Urges

SAN ANTONIO - The former star of Desperate Housewives recently commented that she is seriously thinking about running for political office. The attractive, svelte actress, who was once married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, told Political...
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Funny story: Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

After months of speculation the identity of the next governor of the Bank of England has been revealed as Olly Murs. George Osborne stunned the city by announcing that Olly Murs, the runner-up in the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, will repl...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

BEVERLY HILLS - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California, Arnold "The Player" Schwarzenegger, has just said that he is in the market for a brand new maid. The 65-year-old actor told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that th...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

NEW ORLEANS - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to the Big Easy on a promotional book tour for his latest book titled Total Recall - My Story of Loving, Lusting, and Lap Mingling. He was interviewed by several reporters with the entertainment in...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t...
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Funny story: Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...
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