Prime Minister David Cameron has today announced the new members of his cabinet. Out go the old, and in come the, er, old, into jobs they know nothing about, mainly to afford them a substantial increase in salary and pension contributions between now...
(1) Ken Livingstone
"I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!"
(2) Nick Clegg
"His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!"
(3) Ed Miliband
"He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!"
(4) Theresa May
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...
Paris France: French historians and engineers at the Montmartre Institute of Technology (MIT) are perusing a cache of documents pertaining to the Maginot Line that was found by a German tourist visiting one of the restored sites.
The Maginot Lin...
This Weeks Selected Political News
Monday 19th March 2012:
Topic: Immigration - Benefits
"Foreign-born jobless and sick can claim benefits in 165 languages."
Source: The Sun
They include Nigerian Pidgin, a variant of English used by just two per cent of Nigeria's population.
The array of lingos emerged as benefits bosses were last night blasted for spending millions hirin...
Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome
Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Election of Coalition or Tory government.
Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not related to, a banker or a friend of a Politician. This disease can become permanent especially in the 3.4 million of unemployed.
Area's most affe...
Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service.
The Importance of Being Eton
By Nick Fraser.
Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat)
Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform)
"Who is the best Minister in my government?" said Cameron, "who's also a multi-millionaire?......"
"Me me!" shouted Willy Hague, waving his brassiere in the air,
"And I'm also bendable, and a billionaire!"
Nick Clegg raised his hand, "Me, and even as your lackey I'm still debonair!"
"But in case I'm not right, I'll set up a questionnaire!"
George Osborne lied again, saying he was cleve...
Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, who was made Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity just a few days ago has now been sensationally sacked by Prime Minister David Cameron after he was was summoned to number 10 last night to explain to the Prim...
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