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Funny story: Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Kampala, Uganda-- An intense war between two tribes of mountain gorillas may go nuclear this weekend. One of the tribes recently discovered how to enrich uranium and is thought to have at least 10 small atomic bombs. Famed primatologist Jane Goodal...
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Funny story: French couple adopt Gorilla; they must be bananas!

French couple adopt Gorilla; they must be bananas!

A French couple who work in a French zoo (it's logical I suppose), have decided to adopt a gorilla which they have bought up from within the zoo compound. Now, after adoption, the gorilla named Digit works in the daytime entertaining the crowds an...
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Funny story: Tony Blair faces 'Gorilla Molestation' charges

Tony Blair faces 'Gorilla Molestation' charges

Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair, is today facing the courts in what has become known as 'Apegate.' The ageing politician has been charged with breaking into an ape enclosure in London Zoo and attempting to fornicate with an unlucky (or lucky?) Gorilla.
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Funny story: Gorilla proves that humans are just hairless apes!

Gorilla proves that humans are just hairless apes!

A gorilla who resides in a UK Safari Park has proven what Charles Darwin already knew, humans are just gormless, "hairless" apes! The gorilla's name is Ambam and has proven to the world that Gorilla's and other apes are much further down the evolu...
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Funny story: Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After All

Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After All

Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has made the biggest mistake of his career, not only on his last festival, but on the 50th anniversary. After being given the 'best problem in the world' of U2 pulling out from the festival, he was left with the...
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Funny story: Ape research points way to origin of religion

Ape research points way to origin of religion

Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors. In the research, apes first watched a human...
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Funny story: Band of Apes to Challenge Darwin's Theory of Evolution

Band of Apes to Challenge Darwin's Theory of Evolution

A band of African Mountain Gorillas has arrived in Washington D.C. for a hearing in District Court to debunk Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and challenge the findings in the famous Scopes Monkey Trial that allows the teaching in public schools that ma...
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Funny story: Gorillas Stage Rooftop Protest At Palace Of Westminster

Gorillas Stage Rooftop Protest At Palace Of Westminster

An estimated 47 Rwandan lowland silverback gorillas today stormed the Palace of Westminster to protest against climate change. The gorillas reached the roof and got up to lots of gorilla malarkey, such as throwing down turds on watching policemen...
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Funny story: French Gorilla Mates With Johnny Wilkinson

French Gorilla Mates With Johnny Wilkinson

One of the female British gorillas has made a surprise choice of partner. Recently it had been hoped that a French gorilla would mate with all three British females. However, Mjukuu was having none of it. Instead she spied the rugby ace during a spec...
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Funny story: Calls For Inquiry After Rogue Gorilla Placed With Family

Calls For Inquiry After Rogue Gorilla Placed With Family

Calls for an independent inquiry have been made into the placement of a rogue gorilla who assaulted the children of the family he went to live with. Via sign language, the 350lb silverback admitted attacking and injuring two young children and d...
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Funny story: Scientists discover rare species of homo erectus

Scientists discover rare species of homo erectus

In breaking news, Japanese scientists have discovered a unusual species of simian proportions wandering around the summit of Mt Fujiyama. The primate appears to have a perpendicular body, lacking the hunched over appearance of typical ape like cr...
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Funny story: Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Dian Fossey studied gorilla activities in Africa and was murdered in 1985 for her efforts to protect gorilla populations. Jane Goodall has studied chimpanzee populations and groups since the 1960s in the African wild. This publication has just lear...
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Funny story: Silverback gorillas to be trained to help capuchin monkeys render living assistance to the physically challenged

Silverback gorillas to be trained to help capuchin monkeys render living assistance to the physically challenged

London, England - Everyone is familiar with the cute and adorable capuchin monkeys that are used to render living assistance physically challenged people. Helping them maintain their dignity through independence. The coupling of primates with humans...
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Funny story: Doctors ordered to swap white coats for gorilla costumes

Doctors ordered to swap white coats for gorilla costumes

Patients groups have expressed bewilderment at Government plans to force hospital doctors to give up their traditional white coats and wear gorilla costumes instead.
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Funny story: Gorillas Get Revenge in Rwanda

Gorillas Get Revenge in Rwanda

Rwanda, Africa (IP) - Gorillas in Rwanda took revenge against poachers in the dark jungles of Rwanda last night.
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