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Funny story:  Duchess Of Cambridge In Tears After Unveiling Of Official Portrait!

Duchess Of Cambridge In Tears After Unveiling Of Official Portrait!

The Duchess of Cambridge broke down in tears this morning when she and Prince William attended the unveiling of her first official portrait at London's National Gallery. Kate was upset after discovering gorilla artist Paul Emsley had depicted her...
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Funny story:  Bank robbed...by a gorilla, nobody saw a thing

Bank robbed...by a gorilla, nobody saw a thing

The Dorking high street bank, Dorking High Street Bank of Dorking, was robbed on Friday morning by a daring bank robber. Although later analysis of the CCTV footage clearly showed the robber, nobody in the bank saw the robber, and the vast majority o...
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Funny story:  New Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!

New Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!

A Manchester man and ex body-builder who once worked at the local Co-op has turned his back on the bright lights (what?) of his home town and answered a call from the African bush. He travelled to South Africa in a leopard skin leotard and skimpy...
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Funny story:  Killer Banana Splits After Attacking Gorilla In Ohio

Killer Banana Splits After Attacking Gorilla In Ohio

Police in Ohio are searching for what witnesses claim is a giant banana they say jumped out of the bushes and viciously attacked a gorilla doing a promo for a Wireless Phone Center. The manager of the store said that he noticed a banana lurking in...
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Funny story:  Macy Gray looks like an ape

Macy Gray looks like an ape

It's hard to believe that Macy Gray is a monkey, but it's really true. Macy Gray the talking gorilla looks like an ape and smells like an ape. The reason many people don't think Macy Gray is an ape is because she talks and sings. Her shaggy monke...
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Funny story:  Strauss-Kahn attacks a West African Ape

Strauss-Kahn attacks a West African Ape

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the head of the International Monetary Fund, was arrested at JFK airport in New York accused of attacking a West African gorilla at the Bronx Zoo. He was on an Air France flight and was removed by two officers working for t...
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Funny story:  Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Life Sentences: Maritime Memories

Waking once more, he took a swig of grog from the hollowed-out skull of the ship's chaplain. He gurned like an ill-tempered bulldog in the ferocious sunlight and stared at the cork life-jacket lying at my feet. Scratching his chin with the rusty hook that served as his left hand, he turned his one good eye to me. "Have a gorilla", he rasped. But I had to decline. "No thanks", I was forced to...
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Funny story:  Rampant Racism Ends Satire Website's Upright-Walking Gorilla 'Write your own caption' Contest

Rampant Racism Ends Satire Website's Upright-Walking Gorilla 'Write your own caption' Contest

A leading, English-only, British satire website has announced the end of its "Upright Walking Gorilla Write Your Own Caption" contest, because of all of the bigoted jokes submitted by readers. "We thought that it would be fun to see what jokes our...
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Funny story:  U2 To Be Replaced By Gorilla At Glastonbury

U2 To Be Replaced By Gorilla At Glastonbury

A Gorilla is to replace the rock band U2 at the Glastonbury festival next month, after singer Bono announced that an injury he sustained in Germany was more serious than at first thought. The legendary band were due to appear at the festival at t...
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Funny story:  Ape In Dramatic Stand-Off With NYC Cop

Ape In Dramatic Stand-Off With NYC Cop

It seemed like a pretty ordinary kind of day for New York patrolman Ernie Frieze as he walked his 34th Street beat, but then as he approached the Empire State Building he was shocked to find himself confronted by a stray gorilla, which turned out to...
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Funny story:  Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo. The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day...
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Funny story:  Sessions gorilla 'Voxhumana' dies in his sleep

Sessions gorilla 'Voxhumana' dies in his sleep

During all the brew-ha-ha over the death of homosexual boyband member, Stephen Gately, on Saturday, many will not have realised that famously heterosexual sessions gorilla, Voxhumana, passed away quietly in his sleep at the weekend. 'Voxy' as he w...
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