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Rejected Book Review by Gordon Ramsey

Funny story: Rejected Book Review by Gordon Ramsey

LAST SUPPERS Famous Final Meals from Death Row by Ty Treadwell Paperback All the Right Ingredients 'Last Suppers: Famous Final Meals from Death Row' is one of those quirky books that will either turn your stomach or leave you hungry for more. Most of the condemned inmates requested uncomplicated meals that would never be listed in the Healthy Heart Cookbook. Little wonder. I can confirm t...

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Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat! C...

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Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

LONDON, ENGLAND - Gordon Ramsay, who has been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, has plans to hold a celery cook-off in July in Arvada, Colorado, the Celery Capital of the World. According to Ramsay, "Any chef can hold their own in a chowder cook-off or a...

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Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

Funny story: Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

LONDON, ENGLAND - A spokesman for Celebrity Scottish Chef, Gordon Ramsay, announced today that Ramsay is calling it quits. Ramsay, 47, whose restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, is retiring and turning all 26 of his worldwide restaur...

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Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

Funny story: Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - British citizen Gordon Ramsay has proved to be a very successful businessman since coming to America from the other side of the pond. He has produced and starred in several cooking based shows and he will soon be appearing in a new o...

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Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas!

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas!

Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat!...

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Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

Funny story: Kate Middleton To Appear on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

HOLLYWOOD - It is now official that Kate Middleton has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Gordon Ramsay's reality show Hell's Kitchen. A spokesperson for the show identified as Loretta Sue Piffkinhaus, 43, has said that Ramsay was finally...

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A List of 10 Rejected Reality Shows

Funny story: A List of 10 Rejected Reality Shows

HOLLYWOOD - Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director with The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut. Mr. Pennypocket stated that the reasons why some of the shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule range from use of a unusually large amount of expletives to the reality show actors a...

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Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

MANCHESTER, England - Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the reality show Hell's Kitchen, is probably one of the most hated individuals on American television. The arrogantly sarcastic-as-hell star of the reality cooking show, participated in a charity s...

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Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Funny story: Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Gordon Ramsay Filleted During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes. Americans got two special treats this Memorial Day: a paid day off to drink, barbeque, drink, hang with friends and family, drink, honor our fa...

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Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Funny story: Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham has been explaining what was behind his 'tasty' foul on Gordon Ramsay during the recent Soccer Aid match that put the chef in hospital. It seems to have been the final course in a culinary food feud that goes back years. "I'm n...

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Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara Will Both Be Guest Chefs On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

LOS ANGELES - The executives of Hell's Kitchen have announced that two of Colombia's top exports Shakira and Sofia Vergara will be appearing on an upcoming episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay's show. Dryden B. Von Normandy, a spokesperson for HK, spoke...

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Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Funny story: Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

TUPELO, Mississippi - Herman Cain brought his I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour into Tupelo, Mississippi. The town located in northern Mississippi is noted for being the place where back in September of 1863, during a Civil War battle, Confederate Gene...

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Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Funny story: Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...

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Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Friends of Gordon Ramsay have said that he has been left traumatised by reports that Sarah Palin is planning to host a Tea Party in a very non traditional way. Sarah's Tea Party will be a very minimalist affair with no scones, no butter and defi...

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Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

Funny story: Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Naomi Campbell, who has been called "The Queen of Mean" among a number of other negative nicknames was down in the Gulf Coast town of Pascagoula, Mississippi. Campbell had been asked by the local Order of The African-Amer...

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Obama Slams Brits Again: Ties Mushy Peas to Distasteful Debt Ceiling Debate!

Funny story: Obama Slams Brits Again: Ties Mushy Peas to Distasteful Debt Ceiling Debate!

If sending Churchill's bust back to England wasn't enough of an insult, President Obama continued his back handed slaps to the Island Realm by tying the country's signature dish of 'Mushy Peas' into his frustration at Congress's unwillingness to agr...

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law is a "serial paterfamilias"

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law is a "serial paterfamilias"

A reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' revealed today why Gordon Ramsay and his father-in-law, Chris Hutcheson, no longer speak to each other. Apparently, father-in-law has been leading a 'triple' life for decades. He has not 2 but 3 wives and families...

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