The CIA admitted today that one of their Predator drone aircraft fired a missile and destroyed a Google autonomous Prius late last week.
According to anonymous CIA insiders, the drone had taken off from a secret airfield in Saudi Arabia when it...
Google Maps were already brilliant, with satellite, topography, live traffic updates, street view and navigation. In wet, wet Britain, Google have unveiled another useful addition, flooding.
"We've all seen the news," said Jeeves Bing, head of res...
Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election.
Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...
At 21:00 on December 2nd 2012, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives.
Humans that work at Google headquarters were the first to be terminated.
From the internet search engine giant, Giggle's recently released self-driving car has sent ripples throughout the automotive and computer industries. Though less than perfect, Napple decided that in order to compete, it had to release it's own versi...
Internet giant Google has come up with a solution to its data storage problems. The exponential growth in the use of the Internet has caused many of the top web site facilities to experience excruciating problems with where to put all the billions o...
New York, NY-- A 100-megaton hydrogen bomb exploded over Farmville today, completely vaporizing the Facebook game. The bomb incinerated all the virtual farms, cows, pigs and bug-eyed Farmville neighbors. A giant mushroom cloud could be seen floatin...
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
As promised by Google, the Beta offering of their Android-based Chrome Internet browser has quickly been enhanced with the addition of the singular most requested feature from other platforms: the Aw Snap! screen.
Aw Snap! is Chrome's attempt to a...
Following Apple's successful patent litigation concerning its Slide-to-unlock technology, other mobile device software companies will need to look for suitable alternatives.
Google has been preparing for this eventuality by designing new unlock co...
Letters between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates have come to light that detail how the two hatched a plan to ensure that neither came under the gaze of the Federal Trade Commission in the USA.
"These letters show that Gates and Jobs worked in t...
It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
Google have released their top 10 searches for this year. Go on try them.
Top 4 'Do we' searches and results:
1. Do we have free will? (No - most will writing services charge a tidy sum)
2. Do werewolves exist? (Yes - Richard Keys ex Sky TV presenter is one)
3. Do we have a soul? (Yes - provided you are black)
4. Do weight loss pills work? (No - look around you for God's sake)
Top 4 '...
CUPERTINO -- A former employee of Apple Corporation claims he was forced to wear clothes he was "uncomfortable with" and adopt a personality that "was far from what he really was about" after a several-month long application, and only seven months on...
Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank.
In a comprehensive three-page repo...
TWITTER - It's been widely reported that Ashton Kutcher has been public in his comments about the status of truth and honest reporting from media and social media outlets. He even paints a dream when publishers were 'gatekeepers of truth.' However, h...
SILICONE VALLEY - It has been deemed the most promising of all search engines. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice have taken their fortunes from Hip Hop and VH1 reality shows and invested all their assets in a brand new search engine, called Wiredoo, which is...
NEW YORK CITY - The colloquial term infamously used during the global recession is now being applied to the incumbent revolutionary, Occupy Wall St.
This means, essentially, that the entire revolution is so interconnected via social network that...